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Mary Schmich: Coronachondria, coronacravings and pandemania: A few words to describe our strange new times

Among the many things changed by the sad, eerie moment we're living in is our vocabulary. We bat around words most of us had never heard or spoken until a few weeks ago.

PPP. PPE. Coronavirus. COVID. Zoom. Zoom fatigue. Coronapocalypse. Covidiot. Doomscrolling. Quarantini.

Some of our new words are deadly serious, but some, inevitably, are humorous. It's a human reflex to leaven our grief and dread by laughing about what terrifies us.

In that

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