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    Biker Smarts: A compendium of brilliant statements & profound insights by no other than that lowly, low-down, infamous, scoundrel-of-an-outlaw biker
    Biker Smarts: A compendium of brilliant statements & profound insights by no other than that lowly, low-down, infamous, scoundrel-of-an-outlaw biker
    Biker Smarts: A compendium of brilliant statements & profound insights by no other than that lowly, low-down, infamous, scoundrel-of-an-outlaw biker
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    Biker Smarts: A compendium of brilliant statements & profound insights by no other than that lowly, low-down, infamous, scoundrel-of-an-outlaw biker

    By Too Famous

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    The book is a compilation of humorous short statements, light-hearted "insults", funny tirades, and silly, bi-partisan, outlandish non-offensive political bantering that that captures fun times and memorializes many years of memories while hanging out with my biker friends at biker bars and biker events. It is a light-hearted book intended to be fun reading for a very diverse audience who just want something fun, funny and mindless to read without being subject to perversion, hatred, negativity and the like. Best of all, this book captures authentic, unrehearsed, spontaneous dialogue that came about when I was out with my friends and gives readers a glimpse into what many bikers really talk about when they're out with their friends -- normal, everyday things/subjects/topics cloaked in humor. This book does not contain inappropriate subject matter/content.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateJun 30, 2020
    ISBN9781098316143
    Biker Smarts: A compendium of brilliant statements & profound insights by no other than that lowly, low-down, infamous, scoundrel-of-an-outlaw biker

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