LOL, China's Funny Gas: The World Can't Breathe
By John Jocelyn
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In this book of comedy, Jocelyn touches the heart and connects to the reality of the outrageously funny nature of Communist Chinese government. What's funny about Communism? And why should Americans care? We should care when the racism upon our shores provides a cover for Communist China. The challenges of our economic system provide some cover for the Chinese government to commit innumerable atrocities in broad daylight. This book is a rare defiance to the silence that protects the scandalous economy of China. The verses are edgy, but highlight a reality that's often bleak, where laughter becomes the only remedy. What's funnier than Communism? The world’s inaction demands no possible reaction other than laughter. LOL!
John Jocelyn
Biography: John Jocelyn is an author, thinker, teacher, minister, and life coach who is dedicated to making a difference in the lives of others. Between his military service in the U.S. Airforce and his work with many non-profits that work to help families and children see the best of life, Jocelyn’s humanitarian and philanthropic efforts are well known in his community. He seeks to take these works one step further, as an offering to the general public, by presenting books on social discourse and interactions.
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LOL, China's Funny Gas - John Jocelyn
and China’s Xinjian camps,
I pray for you
as we continue to fight injustices in our shores.
INTRO:
In the midst of China’s hidden suffering, the Communist government of China brings suffering, pain, and the complete disregard for the lives of individuals, highlighting a conflicted world without the courage to deal with the complexity of a rising community power.
The World is China's gumball machine. Stick in a quarter, get all the sweeties you want. What if we shut down the machine that's supporting China? The solution to this situation is laughter, in the form of a satirical, comedic perspective that leaves the reader laughing, yet visualizing a better world.
Contents
Ch 1 - Gangsters or Honorable Thieves
Ch 2 - Apocalypse
Ch 3 - Edge of the World
Ch 4 - Unworthy Addiction
Ch 5 - Human Rights
Ch 6 - Life in a Bubble
Ch 7 - Machiavellian
Acknowledgments
Other books by John Jocelyn
About the author
Ch 1 - Gangsters or Honorable Thieves
Gangsters
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of
-Confucius.
Are the Chinese Communist leaders, actually gangsters?
Are the Chinese Communist leaders, actually gangsters?
I've seen many forms of business dealings;
But for a government to say, If you want to operate in our country, then you must hand over all your business secrets,
is unthinkable. What do we want so badly that we're willing to sell our soul for - the last Wonka chocolate bars?
The Chinese government's method is the boldest way to acquire intellectual property that I've ever heard of.
There’s no hidden agenda. You want to operate here? Simple: hand over your secrets. (Shane, 2018)
You want access to this cheap labor?
1.-Then come the way we tell you.
2.-Ain't nothing free