Wacky Gecko II: II, #1
By Moein Uddin
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Sharply amusing satire, presented in a moment in history, when mainstream media continually disseminates fake news and alternative facts and political correctness is slowly eroding all political discourse and trust. The Gecko uses humor to unmask the prevailing power of narrative. Each chapter of the book teaches prophetic lessons that any reader can benefit from. This book will keep you laughing and pondering through the last page.
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Wacky Gecko II - Moein Uddin
The tale of a Wacky Gecko continued...
Oh well... where did we leave off?
"Extra! Extra! Extra! Read all about
it! Gecko tells it all as he sees it."
That’s swell.
"Quit fucking around! Get off my
back, you doggone bratwursts."
Don’t go there! I thank you very
much.
"I am having too much fun...
yes...yess...yesss!"
Oh no...wait. I am not finished yet.
Where were we? Oh, yeah! "Myth and
ghost busters." Holy cow!
Back off. Phooey! Does anyone have a
problem with that? Damn right. Chikchak.
Folks, keep an open mind and don’t
make any assumptions.
Beats the hell outta me?
Awright, awright, awright.
You morning woods, I hope you wake
up your cherry patch with a little
foreplay...not like us poking them while
they are half asleep.
"You homos—I mean Homo Sapiens—
or whatever."
Your consciousness is soaking in past
conditioning with fear and ideological
slavery that you jackanapes keep wagging
your tails. Bitching, busting your ass,
bent all out of shape.
"Leave me out of this! What have
you...a few loose screws?"
~ ~ ~
Ptychozoons, or flying geckos, are
forest dwellers and need humid shelters
to stay healthy. Ptychozoons do not bask
or tan, and eat a wide variety of insects;
to name a few, scrumptious waxworms,
mealworms, and good old pain-in-the-rump
darn flies.
Who knows what is lurking in them there woods?
Assumption
in the freakin’ dictionary
means: A thing that is accepted
as true or as certain to happen, without
proof. Also I guess it stands for the
damn bodily reception of the Virgin Mary
into heaven.
Eat your heart out, California girls.
A doctrine of the Roman Catholic
Church.
Holy shit!
Thus, you are brought up in a
background of lies.
You know what I mean?
Don’t shoot the messenger yet! To
put it all in a nutshell, almost all decisions
you make are from either authority or
trust.
Take my word for it.
I don’t know.
Good.
Travel around the Earth and you will
see what I am talking about; different
religions, cultures, languages, superstitions
and rituals. Sitting in your neck
of the woods you think you know it all,
dumb ass, ...because, hey, it works.
Babbling bums! Go stuff your fart tubes.
Will be back...
Gecko chomping all
the crusty insects.
Priests and politicians don’t solve
problems, but create more. Listen to the
speeches of public servants and
manipulators. They repeat the same damn
thing over and over again. Publicly they
say one thing, then they actually do
another.
The buck stops with me!
It’s their self-defense and you buttplugs
fall for it.
So what’s new?
More bullshit on the way. That one is
for the history books.
~ ~ ~
Let’s not forget geckos, also called
Gekkonidae, have big heads and big eyes.
Never—I mean never—confuse us with
the one-eyed burping gecko.
"Cuzzzz...I’ll fuck you and bite your
fat ass."
There are more than 800 different
species of geckos. Anyway, who is
counting? Geckos live in warm weather
and eat scrumptious beetles and all kinds
of yucky, mucky insects.
~ ~ ~
Now, let’s get back to where we left
off. What does conditioning
mean in the
New College Dictionary, or any of those
big fat encyclopedias? They should go on
a low-carb diet.
Just kidding!
Conditioned,
or to be conditioned
means: To have a significant influence on
or determine the manner or outcome of
something. It also means: To train or
accustom someone or something to
behave in a certain way or to accept
certain circumstances.
You know? "Don’t make a mistake.
Cover your steak or harness the pygmyman
before entering the bushy clam, or
put a condom on Old Pete and then grind
her meat." Jackass!
I read somewhere that in science
lavatories they condition brethren rats
through external stimuli. Sorry, I meant
laboratories. You know, the damn experiments
they do in lab class to show
that you can condition rats to behave in a
certain way. You bumbling twits are also
part of the same experiment, except now
they use another sweet-sounding word:
subliminal, or good old subliminal
advertising.
You know what I mean—capitalistic
hype to buy your votes. These political
ads distort facts because nobody gets to
read the fine print. Then these son of a
bitch propositions come out of the
Hershey Highway. "I guess