ChatDicted 2.0 Cont: A Man's Practical Dating & Texting Guide to Seduce & Attract Women Online with Examples of Flirty, Dirty, Cocky, Naughty & Witty Text Messages

By Joe Clef

Do You Need a Girlfriend or a Wife? Use These Powerful Text Message Techniques to Get Any Woman – Guaranteed!

Have you ever been blocked or ignored by a woman you admire online because of your boring chat? Do you NEED a foolproof chatting skill to attract women? Cry no more—the final solution is here.

I know you've been ignored before by a woman you sent a message on Tinder, FB, WhatsApp etc. She refused to reply. Why? I'll reveal it to you.

Back then, I didn't know the difference between a boring, fun, needy, or sensual chat. Knowing them is one of the keys to a woman's heart.

Whenever I get blocked or ignored, I feel bad and I know you do too. It hurts. Doesn’t it?

Finally, I found the secret 99% of men will never know on how to chat with women and make them fall madly in love.

Despite how beautiful she is; she'll fall in love with you if you apply what is contained in this book.

Do you know men and women don't chat the same way? Unfortunately, most men don't know this. Men are logical creatures while women are emotional beings.

IN THIS BOOK, YOU'LL DISCOVER HOW TO:

* Tap into women's emotional and sexual desires in a primal level.

* Get a woman's attention instantly and keep her hooked forever.

* Use SMH, Sachis chatting technique to bring out her naughty side.

* Use FIT Scanner technique to make sure your message contains what triggers attraction in a woman’s brain.

* Use 5 Impromptu technique to become witty in coming up with instant witty phrases without memorizing any cheesy lines.

* Get women horny through some naughty phrases that work like magic.

* Get women love you and anticipate meeting you even if you're not handsome.

* Get women eager to reply all your messages even if they have a boyfriend.

* Get women to never block you again and profess how much they love you.

* Get women open up to crazy things they can never tell other guys via chat.

* Get women to laugh at anything you say. The more a woman laughs at what you say, the more attracted she becomes.

* You'll get a free copy of our 90+ Sexual Triggers checklist eBook which will help you never to lack what to say in a chat.

* And many more like PP, GOV, etc.

Attraction is easily triggered via chat, but billions of men aren't aware of it. You'll no longer be among these men after reading this book.

Imagine how you'll feel when you get all the pretty girls that used to reject or avoid you right on your palms with a mere texting skill? Won't you be happy?

THIS SKILL WILL HELP YOU:

* Become confident around women and develop your sense of humor.

* Never lack what to text any woman at any time.

* Keep all your conversations with women fun and humorous.

* Understand how women's psychological brain works and how you can tap into it with erotic text.

* Master the sacred art of texting dating gurus don't even know about.

* Get her in bed within 7 days of texting her and much more.

* You'll discover ALL the good, bad, and dirty things women crave men should've known when they text them.

* Forget the pains you've faced in women's hands in the past—your game is about to change after reading this book.

Let me make it clear before you purchase this book. What is inside this book will transform your life—guaranteed!

Would you rather have this handled now or keep wasting time for the rest of your life?

This is the best relationship investment you'll ever make, so go ahead to get the success you've always wanted with beautiful women.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Store
• Release date: Jul 22, 2019

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CHATDICTED 2.0 CONT.

A Man's Practical Dating & Texting Guide to Seduce & Attract Women Online with Examples of Flirty, Dirty, Cocky, Naughty & Witty Text Messages

JOE CLEF

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TESTIMONIES

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A girl was shocked when I changed the mood of the chat. This book is some bomb. I wish I had it earlier." – Toro

Your methods rock like banger. The way you formulated everything in digestible chunks. There are more values to them than you think. My friends used to laugh me, but now, I’m the one teaching them. I have read almost all pickup books by Angelo, Style, Durden, Mystery, Rake, Ross, Zan, etc., but your method is just the best and the most adaptable to simply put. – Swift

Thanks a lot. I appreciate. I only read a few lines and started implementing them. Mr. Nice Guys, where are you? This book is for you. – Emdeey

This book has impacted a lot in my life. My chats used to be dull without any focus. While I acknowledge I’m not a GMC yet, I appreciate the fact that my chatting life has skyrocketed like NEVER before. – DeSammyst

I Love You

Her: I love you.

You: Baby, I love U-niversity of Melbourne more than Harvard. What about you?

Her: Lol (blah blah blah). Or

You: I love Uganda more than the Uruguay. Or

You: I love U-nited bank. Where do you bank? Or

You: I love you Mauritius, especially the new president of the country. What a beautiful place. (GMC has stylishly changed the topic with humor.) Or

You: I love U-nited. (It can be any word that sounds like U. E.g.: a country, a club, etc.) Or

You: Baby, I love U-kelele more than electric guitar. Can you play the piano?

She’ll frown, then laugh for changing the topic like a good-bad guy. Uncertainty makes women love a good-bad guy more. Put her in a guessing mode. Never let her know 100% where she belongs in your heart, else, you’ll regret. Though, let it slip-off your lips during lovemaking or with humor. Don’t profess love, insinuate it with humor, playfulness, or misinterpretation.

Warning on WhatsApp

If you're ChatDicting a girl on WhatsApp, follow one of these options.

Option 1: Always remove your profile picture to get at least 95% success rate while on WhatsApp.

Option 2: Leave your profile picture if you don’t want to get the best result.

For those who want to get the best result, follow option 1. For those who don't want to get the best result, follow option 2.

Note: Despite how handsome you are, remove your profile picture if you're ChatDicting her on WhatsApp. ChatDicting a girl without your profile picture gives the best result.

It's a mystery she'll struggle to uncover. Please, remove your profile picture. We have done surveys on it and the result shows that ChatDictors without profile pictures get 95% success rate while those with pictures get 5%.

Who Are You?

Girl: Who are you?

Boy: Have you heard the song, Take one step at a time?

Boy: If yes, then calm down, naughty girl. If no, then go to YouTube and watch it. 

Boy: Wait a minute. Is what I'm hearing true?

In this chat, you have embedded so many things to control the chat and the power is with you.

Have you heard the song, Take one step at a time? = you have turned her question into a question.

If yes, then calm down = you are the one in control.

If no, then go to YouTube = you are the boss, so you direct her on what to do.

Naughty girl = you are indirectly telling her you're a sexual creature and you know she's a naughty girl. She may deny it, but don't worry—all women are naughty.

Wait a minute = she will be wondering why you want her to wait.

Is what I'm hearing true? = this last line will make her curious and she'll forget she even asked you, Who is this? Now, she will be curious and would want to know the mystery.

Girl: Hear what? Or true what? Or what did you hear?

Now, her attention has been taken off the main question of this chat. At this point, bring in an argument or men vs women gender argument. Any catchy argument women love to defend.

Boy: Is it true that women cheat more?

Or you can ask:

Boy: I heard some people arguing on who cheats more between women and men. So, who do you think cheats more?

Girl: Men. They are dogs.

Boy: Hmm! Look at her naughty mouth like a dog. If men are dogs, then women are styles.

Girl: Lol. It’s true. Men are dogs.

Boy: Why do you think it's men? 

Boy: What are your reasons?

Or you can ask:

Boy: Why are women the cause of most breakups in most relationships?

Whatever she replies, lead from there. (Lead like a GMC or PP her.)

The aim is to confuse her, turn her question around and lead the conversation. Before she would realize, you must've controlled the chat for 10 minutes or more with humor, a pinch of arrogance, naughtiness, and smart witty replies.

By this time, you have created an instant mysterious bond (connection/rapport). When she regains herself from the trance or hypnotized state, she'll start enquiring who you truly are.

At this point, she already likes you to an extent. Now, use mystery and PP to amplify anticipation. Before she finally unravels you, she must've been addicted to you.

This is why we urge everyone to read our Book 2 book first. This book is more than chatting. It's the secret of dating in general, but most people will never know. Take this journey one step at a time and you’ll develop different skills. 

Nickname

This is how to be playful with a girl and how to give her a Chinese nickname.

After chatting with her and you want to ask for her name, try this, but make yours unique.

You: What name should I call you. I hope you won't say my name is Dorcas Stanley, but my best friend calls me Doggy Style for short.

Her: Lol. Or Hahahahahaha. You’re crazy.

Her: My name is blah blah blah.

Note: If it's an English or a native name, tell her this:

You: I don't need your British name. What do your parents call you in Chinese? Or what is the Chinese translation of your native name?

If she says her name is Mary, you can say:

You: So, your Chinese name is Marylee Zho Shien? Oh God of River Jordan. This name gave me an orgasm. First time I’m squirting.

Her: Lol. Hahaaha.

You: You tried. I'm impressed and luckily, you've just won yourself a can of baked beans for having a cute Chinese name. You're adorable, Honey.

Her: Hahaaha blah blah blah.

You: Talking about the prize you just won, come to Trump’s Hotel to redeem your canned beans.

Her: Lol or blah blah blah.

You: Can you cock?

You: Oops! autocorrect.

You: *cook?

You: Please, change the second 'c' in cock to o. You: I don't even know what cock is. My phone is too naughty. It's made in China, your country.

Her: Hahahahahaha or blah blah blah. I’m not from China.

You: I’ll sell you to the Chinese government, anyway.

You: So, can you truly cook like a pro?

Her: Lol. Sure.

You: I think I'm better than you. I started cooking fried rice from my mom’s womb.

Her: Lol. You’re crazy.

You: A pregnant woman like you can't stand a strong and virile guy like me in the kitchen department not to talk of bedroom yet. We'll talk about that next year.

Her: Laughs or argues.

It's your turn to reply her, but don't. If it’s your first chat with her, she'll start asking you, "Who's this? How

Reviews for ChatDicted 2.0 Cont

[Ashutosh Verma · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

Seriously, any one will send such texts to stranger lady. This must be a guide to text call girls, which anyway is not needed