ChatDicted 1.0: Men’s Best Dating and Relationship Guide on How to Text a Girl to Get Her Hooked and Fall Madly in Love with You Unlike Those Boring Nice Guys

By Joe Clef

Do You Need a Girlfriend or a Wife? Use These Powerful Text Message Techniques to Get Any Woman – Guaranteed!

Have you ever been blocked or ignored by a woman you admire online because of your boring chat? Do you NEED a foolproof chatting skill to attract women? Cry no more—the final solution is here.

I know you've been ignored before by a woman you sent a message on Tinder, FB, WhatsApp etc. She refused to reply. Why? I'll reveal it to you.

Back then, I didn't know the difference between a boring, fun, needy, or sensual chat. Knowing them is one of the keys to a woman's heart.

Whenever I get blocked or ignored, I feel bad and I know you do too. It hurts. Doesn’t it?

Finally, I found the secret 99% of men will never know on how to chat with women and make them fall madly in love.

Despite how beautiful she is; she'll fall in love with you if you apply what is contained in this book.

Do you know men and women don't chat the same way? Unfortunately, most men don't know this. Men are logical creatures while women are emotional beings.

IN THIS BOOK, YOU'LL DISCOVER HOW TO:

* Tap into women's emotional and sexual desires in a primal level.

* Get a woman's attention instantly and keep her hooked forever.

* Use SMH, Sachis chatting technique to bring out her naughty side.

* Use FIT Scanner technique to make sure your message contains what triggers attraction in a woman’s brain.

* Use 5 Impromptu technique to become witty in coming up with instant witty phrases without memorizing any cheesy lines.

* Get women horny through some naughty phrases that work like magic.

* Get women love you and anticipate meeting you even if you're not handsome.

* Get women eager to reply all your messages even if they have a boyfriend.

* Get women to never block you again and profess how much they love you.

* Get women open up to crazy things they can never tell other guys via chat.

* Get women to laugh at anything you say. The more a woman laughs at what you say, the more attracted she becomes.

* You'll get a free copy of our 90+ Sexual Triggers checklist eBook which will help you never to lack what to say in a chat.

* And many more like PP, GOV, etc.

Attraction is easily triggered via chat, but billions of men aren't aware of it. You'll no longer be among these men after reading this book.

Imagine how you'll feel when you get all the pretty girls that used to reject or avoid you right on your palms with a mere texting skill? Won't you be happy?

THIS SKILL WILL HELP YOU:

* Become confident around women and develop your sense of humor.

* Never lack what to text any woman at any time.

* Keep all your conversations with women fun and humorous.

* Understand how women's psychological brain works and how you can tap into it with erotic text.

* Master the sacred art of texting dating gurus don't even know about.

* Get her in bed within 7 days of texting her and much more.

* You'll discover ALL the good, bad, and dirty things women crave men should've known when they text them.

* Forget the pains you've faced in women's hands in the past—your game is about to change after reading this book.

Let me make it clear before you purchase this book. What is inside this book will transform your life—guaranteed!

Would you rather have this handled now or keep wasting time for the rest of your life?

This is the best relationship investment you'll ever make, so go ahead to get the success you've always wanted with beautiful women.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Men's Book Pub
• Release date: Jul 22, 2019

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CHATDICTED

Men’s Best Dating and Relationship Guide on How to Text a Girl to Get Her Hooked and Fall Madly in Love with You Unlike Those Boring Nice Guys

JOE CLEF

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TESTIMONIES

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Joe, you really have deep insights on these matters. Without even trying, I perceive [that] virtually all your techniques would work, or at least, 90%. Good work man. – Benega

Joe, this your love tactics are really working like magic. Are you a magician? – Legitman

Joe baba, I doff my hat damn! – Walker Michael

Joe, it's working like tramadol.  – Alfred

Boss, I'm enjoying it...ride on, brother. All these tricks work. – Cash Naira

Joe's tips are very effective. Thumbs up, Joe. – Philoz

Joe, you're truly a legend, brother. I love your tips and they work like magic.  I use them a lot and they work wonders for me. It's always fun learning new tips from the masters like you. – David

Joe, I like the write-up and I value it. – Otee

Joe, I've spent at least 6 hours reading and digesting your article and solutions to the asked questions, and I must say, I'm really IMPRESSED.  – Undisputed Bosom

Joe, my boss, well done. I'm following you like followers. Your skills are tested and trusted. – Future Viz

I'm marveled at the testimonies guys dropped at your altar. Thumbs up, brother. Do not get tired fixing it for them. – Classichsy

Brother, I must confess [that] you are very good. I'm a keen observer and a silent follower. – Meshi

My brother, you have really inspired me. Before, I was scared of girls, but now, things have changed since I started following your posts last month. Nice one and please don’t deactivate your account. – Stephen Morris

This sh!t is insane...works like magic.

I have started brainwashing people's daughters with these lines. Damn sweet! – Vick

Despite all the astonishing results guys got using the hundreds of tips in this book, a lady disagreed with Joe. She logged into the forum and said something which got him upset. Before he realized it, he had already replied with something raw, explicit, and offensive.

He was teaching when she interrupted. That was where his anger came from, but he’s better than being angry. Maybe, she was hitting on him, and I guess, he wasn’t in the mood for such.  Her name has been removed for privacy, but this is what she wrote:

What she meant was: the chatting tips won’t work on her or won’t work on women and his anger (though, feigned angry reply), is somewhere in this book. As you progress, you’ll find his reply to her.

This sh!t is insane...works like magic. -  Aarewa Mafia

I have started brainwashing people's daughters with these lines. Damn sweet! – Vick Odedon

One of the best lines: I’m looking for trouble. I’ll briefly tell you the history. In this book, I exposed hundreds of chatting secrets 99% of men don't know.

This is a chat opener inspired by a comic video I watched. The man’s son’s name was Trouble. Imagine someone answering Trouble as a name.

Unfortunately, his son, Trouble, was arrested by the police and he went to the station to bail him. When he got there, he said, I'm looking for Trouble.

The police officers looked at themselves as they wondered why a sensible man would come to the station to look for trouble. They were ready to give him the real trouble.

In chatting, we have lots of tips in this book to get a woman's attention instantly and make her laugh so you can ChatDict her. A lot of men are boring when they chat, but with this book, there is no boring moments.

You're going to get a wife or a girlfriend within one week of reading and practicing. Your boring texting days will be over in the end.

You got her number and your first message to her is:

You: I'm looking for Trouble. Is she around?

Her: Lol or haha. You're funny. She’s not around.

You: When she comes back, tell her FBI is looking for her.

You: She committed heartbreakology.

You: Which is punishable by law under section 69 of US constitution.

Her: Lol. OMG.

From here, be creative. Tease her and apply some of the naughty tips in this book and she'll be hooked and curious to know you more. Now, attraction has started.

Note: attraction isn't a choice. You’ll discover all soon.

Here Are Some Words You May Come Across as You Read this Series

Attraction, Tip, Q&A, IOI, Kino, SMH, iEarth, EARTH, 3s Rule, Teasing, Reframe, Dirty-Talk, EARTHics, Story-Talk, Take Away, Elicit Value, Yes Ladder, Phase Shift, SACHIS, Push & Pull (PP), AFC, AMOG.

Sad Anchor, Fractionation, Pre-Selection, GMC, MGMC, Good-bad guy, ChatDicted, Trance Words, Disqualification, Time Constraint, AH (Punch lines), Triangular Gazing, Flake on Her, On a Scale of 1-10.

Exclamation Words, Gov, Banter, Cliffhanger, Sub-Communication, Eye Contact & Winks (ECW), Erogenous Zone Description (EZD), iSeries, FIT Scanner, 5-Impromptu, D-Reflect, and so on.

The dictionary had to make a way for creativity to excel. After many years of teaching the techniques below, we had to name it ChatDicted. When you chat with a girl and she’s addicted to your chatting game with the help of all the tips in this book, then you’ve ChatDicted her.

When a woman is hooked with your chat, she’s been ChatDicted. When you’re learning how to chat with a woman, you’re a ChatDictor.

When you’ve mastered this simple skill, then you’re a GMC – Grand Master Chatter. You’ll see how a GMC chats throughout this book so you can learn from him and get women addicted and madly in love with you through text messaging.

Her: Do you like me?

You: No, I hate you. Do you need a handkerchief to wipe your tears?

Her: Lol. I’m not crying.

You: How can I make you cry?

Her: So, you want me to cry?

You: Yes. Cry and moan at the same time. You know what I mean.

You: Those cute moans sound better than Ed Sheeran’s falsetto.

Her: Hahahahaha. You’re naughty.

Her: I love Ed Sheeran’s music.

You: Wow! That’s great. Have you listened to the one he featured Donald Trump titled: Grab ‘em by the p****? I bet Trump raps better than Eminem.

Her: Typing…

BOOK 2

Please, Vick Odedon, I know the techniques are diabolically powerful, but don’t use it in brainwashing people’s daughters.

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et me mirthfully warn you all, I don’t care who the **** you are. NO, I’m not threatening you. What I mean is: it doesn’t matter if you’re a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, an atheist, tall, short, ugly, white, black, Asian, fair or whatnot.

Just make sure you’re a human being with a naughty QWERTY keyboard staring at you. That’s all you need and you’ll be blessed with the wisdom of this crème de la crème revolutionary chatbook for men and boys. 

THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT. WHAT IS CONTAINED HERE WORKS LIKE MAGIC. THEY WORK LIKE CHARMS. THEY JUST DON’T WORK IN CHATTING ALONE, BUT IN REAL LIFE TOO. YOU’RE IN FOR A DRILL OF LIFE.

Everything you’ll read in this book will not make sense to you at first (it’s so childish), but apply them and see the results for yourself. I feel sorry for you. You’re going to have more women than you can handle, but don’t be carried away.

Use your time wisely. If you’re already married or you have a girlfriend, then you’re going to spice up the relationship tout de suite.

Women are to be teased, made passionate and animalistic love to, and married. They’re not to be taken too seriously, in their dramas, except you’re into entrepreneurship or business partnership with them. But in dating, DON’T EVER TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY in their dramatic behaviors. Play along with their beautiful, dramatic songs.

Common! Don’t be too mean, you jerk! Cherish those of them who are worth it, else dump and move on with a girl who’s worth it. The world is moving too fast, so don’t tolerate a second class behavior from a woman, even if she’s Miss World or Miss Beauty.

Lead and watch them follow or flock like birds. If you can’t lead a woman, then you’re of no use to her and she’ll follow who’s useful and that useful person is a good-bad guy who knows what he wants and can lead.

Listen: you’ll beat yourself up for not reading the secrets contained in this book many years ago. If you’re reading this book, count yourself lucky.

Don’t be greedy—share the secrets with your male friends. Give them the link to own their personal copies, but don’t let women know about it. It’s the Holy Grail of chatdicting women and some insights on phone call.

The knowledge and wisdom you’ll get at the end of this series can’t be found anywhere, online or offline. They’re unique and life-changing. You’ll be startled on how simple they are, but how incredulously effective they work.

As long as a girl or a lady uses: Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Tinder, Snapchat, Twitter, Skype, or any chatting app, then ALL the secrets you need is here. Please, the information here is EVIL.

I mean, it’s CONTAGIOUS, so don’t use it against women because you have the secrets and power. Be a good guy once in a while. But it’s better to be a good-bad guy.

Oh, who is a good guy? Who is a bad guy? Who is a good-bad guy? And who is a nice guy? Don’t worry, you’ll understand them at the end.

"Mature people without sarcasm are boring, and sarcastic people without maturity are incredibly annoying."

She’s angry with you and yelled:

Her: Are you blind?

You: I’m still looking for my eye-drop. Did you see it?

(This will deflate her anger and she may end up laughing. Why? Humor is contagious—it breaks boundaries and turns sad emotions to happy emotions. Don’t take women’s attitude personally or to heart. They’re delicate creatures and act on emotional impulses before they even think.)

Her: To be frank with you, you’re such an amazing guy.

You: To be Roosevelt with you, yes, my grandma told me exactly what you just said yesterday, but you’re such a nasty girl and I kinda dig it.

Her: Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

You: You deserve a reservation in Heaven for such laughter. I’ll soon fall in love with you if you’re lucky.

You: You’re always lucky, but don’t tell your mom yet.

Her: Lol. You’re crazy! I have never met a guy like you.

You: The good thing is you’re destined to meet me once and I know you’ll need my autograph tattooed on your…

Her: Hmm! Tattooed on my what, bad boy?

You: My naughty brat, must you know everything?

(The above chat or the below ones won’t make sense to a man. Why? Men are logical in nature and they analyze everything logically, but women aren’t logical, but emotional. Everything will be explained soon.)

Typo One

You: Have you taken your breast fast?

You: Oops! This autocorrect will put me in trouble.

Her: Lol (or blah blah blah).

You: Please, my apologies to your breasts. Tell them not to be angry with me.

You: My phone has a mental breast addiction. Sadly, there is no psychiatric hospital around me.

Her: Lol (or blah blah blah).

You: Do you want to buy the phone?

Her: Lol (or blah blah blah).

You: This naughty phone only knows how to spell breast. I want to sell it.

Her: Hahaha (or blah blah blah).

Typo Two

You: Do you like cock?

You: Oops! *cocking.

You: Oh my Gosh!!! What’s wrong with me? I meant *cooking.

You: I hate autocorrect. I hate technology. I think it’s high time I smash this dirty phone on the floor and use a pen and a paper as we used to in the early fifties.

Her: Hahaha. Yes, I…

Typo Three

You: What of your friend Analsex?

You: Whaaat! I fucking hate this stupid autocorrect.

You: *Annabel?

Her: Lol. Hahaha. I don’t have a friend called Annabel (or blah blah blah).

You: Maybe I met her in my dreams. I thought she was your best friend or at least, your roommate, my bad.

Her: Lol. Crazy you! (Or Blah blah blah.)

Naughty Teasing

You: You see?

Her: See what? (Or blah blah blah.)

You: Never mind! I don’t think you can afford it.

Her: Afford what? Tell me.

You: NO!

Her: Why won’t you tell me?

You: Okay. So, you didn’t know I’m on bonanza for a week, huh? You can have me now.

You: After a week, I’ll be on limited edition.

Her: Lol (or blah blah blah).

You: Listen, stop lol’ing me. I’m on bonanza, but my last price is still 2 million per night. It’s non-negotiable.

Her: Lol (or blah blah blah).

You: You won’t want to miss out and you won’t regret your investment and expenditure. I’m world-class in the game.

Her: Hahahahahaha (or blah blah blah).

You: If you want me to go ‘down there,’ you’ll pay an extra 1 million.

You: Remember, I’ll soon be on limited edition which is 6.9 million per hour after discount with two bottles of champagne. I don’t play local leagues.

Her: Oh my gosh! You’re crazy (or blah blah blah).

You: You, little brat, call me whatever you like.

You: You better