End Five: Crumbsnatcher
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The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
The sky IS falling, but also the dead are rising from their graves, alien fleets are invading from space, and weaponized super-virus germ-cultures are rattling around loose in the backs of semi trucks.
But this is nothing new.
It's one goddamn thing after another, and it always has been. The world's always ending, somewhere, for someone...
Alex has lived with peril his whole life; it's made him tough, hardened. The world's a little darker, a little less friendly, and now he is too.
Surviving the day-to-day, the name of the game has always been 'Git Mine,' until all that's left to snatch is each other's crumbs.
Prepare to laugh yourselves into your graves!
Fuck you, this is...
CRUMBSNATCHER
Boris D. Schleinkofer
He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play “The Greatest Practical Joke Ever”, by Shaytan Komp’ü’tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.
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End Five - Boris D. Schleinkofer
End Five: Crumbsnatcher
(Series @TheEndsOfTheWorld)
©2018 Boris D. Schleinkofer
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ISBN 9780463490341
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Act 1
Act 2
Act 3
CONCERNING THIS VOLUME
EXT – DEEP SPACE – INDETERMINATE
(OPENING CREDITS/ANIMATION SEQUENCE: A lonely comet blasts through space, rocketing along a path of destruction through some debris, on a clearly defined course towards....something. A bright yellow animated line labeled 'X' bisects the asteroid, defining its vertical axis; it is followed by the drawing-in of the also yellow 'Y' axis horizontally. Now comes our 'Z' axis, a line of bright red dashes in the direction of travel disappearing into the vastness of space. Other objects pass by occasionally with painted vectors and spiralling tangents; name-CREDITS throughout; the gravity of a black hole deforms its trajectory and alters its course hurtling through space and smashing up the occasional star, then these TITLES:)
TITLE: SUPER-MASSIVE COMETOID #SMC138
Composition
Water Ice: 24%
Frozen Gases: 1%
Iron Core: 75%
Population
Resident: (2x) Single-Cell Ameboid Species
Transient: Tardigrade (1)
(A TARDIGRADE rides the comet, tucked away under a rock ledge and sheltering with a colony of bacteria. It looks out along the dashed red line projecting out ahead of them into space and becomes alarmed.)
(ANIMATION: The comet's red 'Z' line projects across incredibly vast distances, zipping through galactic clusters faster than the speed of light to a familiar area of space, bypassing all but one of our solar system's diagrammed orbitals. The one path it intersects describes an oncoming collision with the planet Earth.)
(The TARDIGRADE grabs at the rocky ground and pulls up on it, straining as if to apply the brakes to the comet's hurtling trajectory, but of course it has no effect. It tries to rock the comet from side to side, but again to no effect. It grabs its head with several of its arms and shrieks its panic into the oncoming void.)
ALEX (OS)
Taxis! I fuckin’ hate taxis!
(The line of dialogue ECHOES eerily overlong, through a quick-fade to black-screen and the following:)
TITLE: 17 Years Later
EXT – STREET – DAY
(ALEX gets out of the back of a taxi, hands the driver some cash; he takes a couple travel-bags out of the back seat while the driver rolls down the front passenger-side window, then shuts the door. ALEX turns to grab the handle for the front door, but the driver slides ALEX's bag out the window and drives off, squealing his tires.)
ALEX
Goddamnit. Fucking of course.
(He takes in the landscape: a park-n-ride lot near the airport, cooking with heat in the late afternoon sun, a lizard regarding him coolly.)
ALEX
Welcome back to Arizona.
(He digs a cheap flip-phone out of his pocket and keys in a number; waits, then:)
ALEX
Marcus, Marcus! Pick up your goddamn phone! Man, move into the motherfuckin' twenty-first century while you're at it and get rid of the fuckin' land-line! Answer your phone! Fuck!
(He turns his head aside and spits his anger, launching a gobbet that hits the lizard, but he's too wrapped up in his tirade:)
ALEX
Anyways, I'm back at Mom's. I don't have anywhere else to go at this point. Call me when you get this.
(He jabs angrily at his phone, ending the call.)
ALEX
Fuck it.
INT – AIRPORT – DAY
(MARCIA waits impatiently in the lobby, her arms crossed and tapping her foot; she checks her watch, unhappily:)
MARCIA
Three hours late! Three hours I'm waiting here!
(She gestures widely to address the people gathered in the lobby with her, a sweeping gesture inviting them to hear her comment:)
MARCIA
Three hours he expects me to wait here for him! Three hours!
(The crowd of people look blankly at her, then turn away. She has a sudden change of mood, her anger turning to worry:)
MARCIA
What if he's not okay?
(She wrings her hands and shuffles, worrying in the lobby near the coffeestand.)
EXT – STREET – DAY (Cont.)
(ALEX pulls his key-fob out of his pocket and approaches a pickup truck parked in the lot with a screen inside the windshield, covered with a thick layer of desert dust.)
ALEX
I hope this thing still starts.
(He pulls a pile of tickets out from under the wiper with a sneer and keys open the door with a loud chirp. He opens the door and puts his foot on the step, but pauses to check his phone first. We see 28 ignored calls from a caller named 'Bitch' and 76 unread messages.)
ALEX
Goddamnit, Mom. I told you I'd call you when I got to the airport. Dumb bitch.
(He gets into the truck, starts it and drives away.)
LIZARD
Asshole.
INT – AIRPORT – DAY (Cont.)
MARCIA
Well, fuck you too, Alex.
(She unclenches her arms and struts off in an angry huff.)
INT – TRUCK – DAY (Cont.)
(ALEX, driving the truck with one hand, clenches his jaw and touches his temple in pain, squinting:)
ALEX
Ohh, ow, ow. Fuck!
(He bangs his fist into the steering wheel and presses on.)
INT – APARTMENT (KITCHEN) – DAY
(This is the familiar kitchen from MARCUS & BETTY's apartment, empty now but for the sound of a vacuum running somewhere off-screen and a lone fly high above dashing itself against the skylight. Suddenly and inexplicably, all the cupboards and drawers open themselves at once without any warning; the vacuum switches off and a second later BETTY stomps in, her eyes downcast and muttering angrily to herself, and she starts to call out as she raises