IT WON’T surprise anyone who has ventured out on the highways and byways of Britain recently to learn that Road Rage statistics are on the UP.
Pressures of a global pandemic, the economic downturn and massive hikes in the cost of living have transformed the once green and pleasant motorways of this sceptred isle into red-mist-shrouded HIGHWAYS TO HELL. From Land’s End to John O’Groats, the UK’s maniacal motorists think nothing of resorting to showers of four-letter abuse – or even physical violence – for the most petty traffic infractions.
Truly – we’ve all been DRIVEN mad.
But in these times of vehicular mayhem, it is a comfort to know that our beloved A-List stars would never succumb to this kind of automotive anger. In their plush limos and swanky sports cars, the calm and collected showbiz set are 100% immune from road rage, setting a shining example to the rest of us.
Or are they?
Perhaps each time they give in to road rage, their PR machines go into overdrive, covering up evidence, buying people off and making sure their highway wrath never becomes public knowledge. Perhaps they are as badly behaved behind the wheel as the rest of us. Or maybe they’re even WORSE. We decided to find out.
Award-winning investigative reporter MAHATMA MACAROON went undercover on Britain’s thoroughfares to find out if our favourite Tinseltown icons are quite as laid back as they make out once they’re out on the road. And what he uncovered will SHOCK every celebrity-obsessed reader to
