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    3 Short Plots
    3 Short Plots
    3 Short Plots
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    3 Short Plots

    By Boris D. Schleinkofer

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    This is 3 short screenplays. Two are comedies, the third is horror. All-ages material, but dark.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBoris D. Schleinkofer
    Release dateMar 9, 2017
    ISBN9781370387151
    3 Short Plots
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    Boris D. Schleinkofer

    He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play “The Greatest Practical Joke Ever”, by Shaytan Komp’ü’tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.

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      3 Short Plots - Boris D. Schleinkofer

      3 Short Plots;

      2 Of Them Funny, &

      1 Which Is Not

      ©2017 Boris D. Schleinkofer

      Smashwords Edition

      ISBN 9781370387151

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      Thank you for downloading this ebook. This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only; you might very well end up sharing it with your friends. If you would like to share this book with another person, please consider purchasing an additional copy for each recipient. If you enjoyed this book, please return to Smashwords.com to discover other works by this author. Thank you for your support, and for respecting the hard work of this author.

      To see more of this author's work, please visit the following website:

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      ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

      These stories were written with a lot of help from Mary:

      'Barnyard' was mostly hers

      'SBD' was my retelling of her story

      'FACELESS' was almost entirely mine

      Thanks!

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      Barnyard Beauty Pageant

      A silent, but deadly, Short Feature

      FACELESS

      Barnyard Beauty Pageant

      FADE-IN:

      INT – BACKSTAGE DRESSING ROOM – NIGHT

      Chaos reigns on opening night, with five women dressed in skin-tight farm animal costumes: a cow [BLANCHE] spinning a hula-hoop around her neck, inconveniencing everyone and humming 'Tequila' loudly; a sheep [SHEILA] flopped tragically over one arm of an over-stuffed chair, sobbing; a chicken [MARLENE] rummaging frantically through drawers and over counter-space; a turkey

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