The Book of Poisonous & Evil Rubbish
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This is poetry.
Some of it will hurt you in deep, hard-to-reach places.
Caveat Emptor.
(from the back cover)
Welcome to
my little book of
stupid written curses:
Certainly you'll find no worth
in any of its verses
You thought that there
were 'cullings' here,
& maybe there's a bit...
Surprise! You find
you hold a second
steaming pile of----well, you get the idea.
Boris D. Schleinkofer
He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play “The Greatest Practical Joke Ever”, by Shaytan Komp’ü’tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.
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The Book of Poisonous & Evil Rubbish - Boris D. Schleinkofer
PART 1: Thanatos
Do you hear the pain carried on the wind? It is the cry of wasted lives. Who dares add to that cry? Who dares drain the world of its light?
Chaim Potok, from My Name Is Asher Lev
Dear Poet
dear poet:
your art will benefit
greatly once you realize
that they're either already
converted, or else they're
just not listening.
My Reaction to the World at Large
My heart, with your thumbprints greasily slid into
its surfaces, full and coursing with tiny crystal
platelets, shaped into bizarre petrifying edifices
left to dry
left to dry
left to dry out and harden, multiple flaking scales
then baked in the flame of your hatred
will, once broken, cut you more deeply and bloody
than any knife could ever reach.
I am so, so
sorry this is true.
I've Been On This Boat For So Long
I've been on this boat for so long, my tongue
has turned green with algae and the seat of
my pants has grown into the bulkhead. Across
the vast expanse of nothing, I can see no
more than wave after wave and the promise
of another wave breaking beyond. Every so
often a gull will pass by overhead, laughing at
me in shrill tones and I rock with the water and
the sun beating down. I would compare myself
with its freewheeling scream but I know better—
we drift on similar currents but the bird and I are
nothing alike, the noise it makes of freedom is in
a dialect I will never understand, simply put the
bird would die before allowing itself to be broken
as I am. I wave to it as it goes, trailing long
green whips of seaweed from my hand, and
scoop another mouthful of salt water.
We Have Come to the End of This World
We have come to the end of this world; the
point of the story is that it has its conclusion,
and I have a can of gasoline and you are my
match, and together we’re gonna rub one out.
We have friends to assist in this burning; they
hide behind masks they won't even need in
the final counting, assuming we get our wants.
They, too, are ready for this stopping-point
and none of the strangers we've come here to
murder would recognize them anyway, or even
ask their names, had they met under more
auspicious circumstances. Better to take what
recognition you can get in this end of days as
we cycle towards the great undoing, where the
Halloween masks and hooded sweatshirts
signify something special, other than just being
the garb of the angels of death. We're all ready
to dance on the head of the match—we'll all fit.
I Cannot Believe How Bad My Kids Have Been
i cannot believe how bad my kids have been
acting lately—i should never have bought
them the guns. they just won't let 'em
alone. i can't even go to the park anymore
without the two of them going crazy on
some innocent bystander. it's getting to
be out of control. if i keep my head down,
maybe, i might be able to get past them
without drawing their fire. still, there's no escaping
being seen by the other parents in the park.
how embarrassing. i'll never live this down.
Two Nightmarish Misunderstandings
Today's the day you will open your closet
door and jump out at the monster and it will
be you, despite those brief, pleasant memories.
—
Janet woke with a cock in her mouth, jamming
its beak against the back of her throat to
peck worms off her tongue.
The Pedestrian
tonight my feet are heavy, but
the sidewalk stretches on; the
waters wash against the levy
—dark gives way to dawn
i sleepwalk through the broken gate
day sees me deaf and dumb
contact carries crushing weight
but distance keeps me numb
rigors sometimes ravel seams
and ties that bind may sever
crawling time may kill your dreams
but I can walk forever
The Watcher
It has watched him since birth, for a
handful of decades, the fingers mixed-up
and twisted; those same dispassionate slits
followed as he fell, further and further
into the gnashing maw of destruction. If
you can, imagine the beast, like the mouth
of hell with seven barking heads belching
forth the damned and the eternal suffering
and all that. Imagine the hot stinking breath
rolling over the bloody fangs, the shreds of
torn flesh and the snap of the lash; imagine the
slow fall into decline, the inexorable lowering
and the pit with no bottom. Now see it through
that stranger's eyes who visits the man from
his shadow and in dreams when he sleeps
weightlessly. The man has never known the
watcher's name; the watcher has never offered
a hand, but the watcher is full of fingers
reaching for buttons. If you can, imagine
where the clockworks guide those mechanisms,
what vomiting beast looks out through the stranger's
eye, and how many gravities you can safely handle.
To Urinate On A Pregnant Clown
The insult or assault of a pregnant clown is ridiculously
easy to accomplish, but not an unpunishable feat—
transgress in such manner one time too many and you
may find yourself twingeing at every tinkling bell, every
honk of a bicycle horn, every pitter-patter of giant,
floppy feet. To catch the man pissing on the fecund
clown is both ill harbinger and fortuitous fetchery,
for a clown's body robbed is a never-ending process.
To walk away with bales of knotted kerchiefs, a bloody
tire-iron and the keys to a tiny car marks you with the
stink of Cain and everywhere you go, you will be chased
by circus tigers and the target of many a thrown pie.
Wipe custard from your face with what dignity you can
muster and get used to doing it. There will be many more
where that came from.
We Need To Hold Ourselves Together
We need to hold ourselves together,
says the tall man in
the long coat; I don't know what to do with my hands—he
wants to shake but I am filled with loathing and something
about his eyes is very, very wrong. "We have never been
here before, and this moment is sure to shatter now we've
seen it." He is speaking in ten thousand voices and now I
am beginning to put together just what it is that I find so off-
putting about him, but then he pulls open his coat and nine-
thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine reddish-black
centipedes fall out of it and crawl away and he is gone.
Bad Dream Number 58927
I had that horrible dream again, the one where the
zombie steps on me and does not kill me right away
or try to eat my brain, but instead holds me there
with its foot, motionless, while my mind shuts
down in the cascading wake of the alarmstorm
of fear, thundering helplessness at me and leaving
me completely immobilized. I do not try to escape.
The zombie looks around for someone else
with a brain to eat and I am still pinned,
crushed under waves of enfeebling panic
and a voice from everywhere sneers at me:
I have absolutely no pity for you.
Cockatrice, Cockatrice
Cockatrice, Cockatrice, bringer of shame
the bearer of tidings besmirching my name
come hither, and slither away with my fame
and ride me on railings compounding my failings
Cockatrice, Cockatrice, turn me to stone
condense my cold heart so I'm not so alone
give merciful rending of flesh from my bone
to stop up my wailings and top off my quailings
and all of them hailing exactly the same
bacchanailing the tone of the tame
I Rub The Steel Length Of The Growth
I rub the steel length of the growth in my hand: six
hollow chambers