Brass Ovaries: Grow a Pair

By Xlibris US

On a sunny morning in 1997, Linda Samis stood on the driveway of her soon-to-be foreclosed home and realized she needed to grow a pair... of BRASS OVARIES! Shes unapologetic, and coming at you like a bullet train.

The straight talking spit-in-your-hand-and-shake approach as an entrepreneur has opened doors for Linda where most people havent found the hallway, or even the building. And what red tape? When her bottled water company was first getting legs, Linda discovered the Trump Organization was also expanding into water. She dialed 4-1-1 for the number and met The Donald within weeks. BOOM.

First of all I want to say up front, these are my opinions based on what Ive seen. When women are good the world is good. And right now were not good. Women! Boomers! Entrepreneurs! Everybody! Im here to punch you in the face! Ya! Right where you keep your eyes! We need a few words banned from the lexicon - deserve, try, perfect, luck - when youre finished reading this book, you wont need them anymore! When you have fully grasped that your choices are yours, and so are the consequences... thats when youve earned your Brass Ovaries. - LS

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Feb 13, 2014
• ISBN: 9781493173389

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