My Ms and the F**K-Up Fairy

By Lisa Sheehan

A humorous explanation as to why all those silly things happen as a result of having multiple sclerosiswell, at least it gives you someone else to blame.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris AU
• Release date: Jan 16, 2014
• ISBN: 9781493132829

Lisa Sheehan

Lisa Sheehan was born September 1966. She has two grown children, also one granddaughter, Jazzy. She lives a couple of hours south of Byron Bay on the east coast of Australia.   She was married in 2009, which seemed to make her life peaceful, complete, and perfect.   Until the following year, when she finally was told that she has primary progressive MS. This gave her an explanation as to why all of the things were happening to her body. Even though it is a terrible diagnosis, it explained why her nursing career was becoming a lot harder to do.   After two more big relapses, she is now learning how to deal with her failing body, and more importantly, looking and finding the humour in it.   ‘I know I’m not alone, so to everyone who has this disease, don’t give up, keep on fighting it, stay upright, and remember they will find the cure; in the mean time, just remember to laugh at the weird stuff.’     To the MS Society of Australia, thank you for the ‘GO FOR GOLD’ scholarship. Dreams do come true. One hundred per cent of the royalties from this book goes to you.

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Copyright © 2014 by Lisa Sheehan. 505017-SHEE

ISBN: Softcover 978-1-4931-3283-6

EBook 978-1-4931-3282-9

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Rev. date: 01/14/2014

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Contents

The Toilet

Verbal Ms Tourette’s

Monday Shopping

Cooking Dinner For My In-Laws

The Shetland Pony

To Luvy and Roachie Boy, thank you for being my rock, even when I’m cranky.

To my daughter Shoallea,