Letters to Letterman

By G. B. Bernhards

This could be written especially for the Letterman show, but this is just a story, it is a comedy with some serious discussions' about women and human rights in a comic way.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris UK
• Release date: Oct 21, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465354044

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Copyright © 2011 by G.B. Bernhards.

ISBN:          Softcover                                 978-1-4653-5405-1

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CONTENTS

One To Choose A Therapy And A Theraphyst

Letter No 1. Dream Prince

Two Thoughts Of Life And Death

Letter No 2. What Would It Be Like

Three To Analyse Yourself

Letter No 3. Twin Babies

Four A Hobby Or A Carrier

Letter No 4. Mind Game For Men

Five Hate Or Love

Letter No 5. The Judgment Day

Six Men Or What?

Letter No 6. Sleeping With Time

Seven Age Is Irrelevant

Letter No 7. Believe Me I Can

Eight Hints Or Comments

Letter No 8. Pizza Song

Nine A Name To Me

Letter No 9. Baby Blues

Ten Thoughts Of A Divorced Mom

Letter No 10. Sir A Or B

Eleven Loneliness Or A Hobby

Letter No 11. Poison Ivy

Twelve Thoughts Of Christmas

Letter No. 12 The Cure

Thirteen Does Love Always Fade Away?

Letter No 13.

The Smile Collector

The Smile Collector II

Fourteen Harm Or Charm

Page 14. In Sickness And In Health

Fifteen Naughty

Page 15. Icelandic Kiss

Sixteen The First Love

Letter No 16. The Holy Mother

Seventeen Gay Or Not

Letter No 17. To Believe In The Truth

Eighteen Age Is Also Charming

Letter No 18. Once Again

Nineteen Accidents Happen

Letter No 19. Birdie

Twenty Grandmas 0, K,

Letter No 20. Beautiful Dream

Twenty-One The Sensibility Of Thinking

Letter No 21.

Springtime

Springtime II

Twenty-Two Is This Phobia Or Something Else?

Letter No 22. Age

Twenty-Three Doctor David

Letter No 23. The Dream Again!

Twenty-Four Still Sleeping And Dreaming

Letter No 24.

Video Song

Video Song II

Video Song III

Twenty-Five Respect Love

Letter No 25. Beach Boy

Twenty-Six Home-Now-My-Way

Letter No 26. You Are In My Dreams

Twenty-Seven Natural And Real

Letter No 27.

The Secret

The Secret II

Twenty-Eight Moss Or Dave

Letter No 28. Memory’s’

Twenty-Nine The Photographic Memory

Letter 29. The Mothers Cry

Thirty Strip Tease

Letter 30. Forgive Me

Thirty-One Energy Flow

Letter No 31. My Heart Beats For You

Thirty-Two Movie Or To Move

Letter No 32. Small Talk

Thirty-Three Your Reward

Letter No 33. One Look

Thirty-Four Fantasy Or Fiction

Letter No 34. The Pearl

Thirty-Five Free Cable

Letter 35. The Message From Love

Writer Description To Story

This could be written especially for the Letterman show, but this is just a story, it is a comedy with some serious discussions’ about women and human rights in a comic way.

Notice! Before you start reading focus on the setting of the Letterman show on the CBS.

Try to imagine David Letterman in his chair, he is talking to a lady, could be a famous one, or just anyone, that is you’re and you’re imagination alone.

David is the star in this comedy; you (and hopefully others) might find something of this writing amusing. It also has the message that I will tell you later, well ok. That there is always someone in this world who is more, silly, smarter, more stupid or much clever and maybe a lot wiser than you are yourself.

"No! The message could be that it is not nice to take you’re loved one for granted, that old and lame someone might say, but who knows in these times, it can be difficult, just to smile.

Today an honest, but sincere story and the possibility of true jokes, facts or fiction, about my long personal life.

Thank you and enjoy your reading.

G.B.Bernhards.

Recipe for the readers

TO CHOOSE A THERAPY AND A THERAPHYST

One

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LETTER NO 1.

Europe, somewhere in Iceland.

Last day of the month, that is great’ cause now my summer vacation will start, then I only have to clean two homes in a week. I will go on a real holiday later. Well it feels like I have a lot of grandmothers now and made me wonder’ how would it have been if! I have had mine a little longer’, now she can hear David say

Doesn’t she have two, she cloned or what She answers him

‘No, my grandmother died when I was still a teenager,