Fifty on Fifty: Fifty Reasons Why We Love Mr. Fifty
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For all the ordinary women who share an extraordinary obsession for the fictional protagonist of Fifty Shades of Grey, by E. L. James, Weston provides an opportunity to dive into the subconscious and explore all the outrageous things we have ever wanted to say about a hot guy, but did not have the nerve. Yes, Mr. Fifty, we want money, we want wine with lunch and dinner, and we want to explore the inside of an elevatorover and over again.
Fifty on Fifty offers a delicious opportunity for anyone who fantasizes about being willingly tied to a four-poster bed by someone other than their husbands to laugh with millions of other women who are secretly fantasizing about the same thing!
A. Kim Weston
Kim Weston is a wife and mother who has always dreamed of being a writer. Besides raising two teenage daughters and working full-time, she is passionate about exercise and dog rescue; she plans to complete her first marathon in 2012. Kim currently lives in Connecticut.
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Fifty on Fifty - A. Kim Weston
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