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    Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story
    Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story
    Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story
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    Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story

    By Gayle Tiller

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    “Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story" is a short satirical tale of about 6,000 words. It's the week before Christmas in the North Pole. Santa and the elves receive notice that operations are being outsourced to overseas. They decide to fight back.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGayle Tiller
    Release dateAug 5, 2018
    ISBN9780463787908
    Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story
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    Gayle Tiller

    Gayle Tiller's latest fiction endeavor is "Death of the Eviction Man: An Erika Mudrose Mystery Novella." She is also the author of the suspense novel "24 Hour Lottery Ticket," the mystery novel "No One Is Innocent: A Jasmine Myers Mystery," and the novella "The Ghost and the Document Reviewer: A Mystery Novella." She's also written three short stories. Ms. Tiller is mixed with African-American and Ashkenazi Jewish and she grew up in California. She enjoys learning about her family’s diverse heritage through her hobby genealogy. She also likes oral storytelling, talk radio, and politics.

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