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    Depressing Poems for Happy People Volume Ii: Boudica's Modern Battle Cry
    Depressing Poems for Happy People Volume Ii: Boudica's Modern Battle Cry
    Depressing Poems for Happy People Volume Ii: Boudica's Modern Battle Cry
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    Depressing Poems for Happy People Volume Ii: Boudica's Modern Battle Cry

    By Maxine von Wollenmann

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    Dont you dare put sugar in my tea!
    Dont fall asleep at half past eight,
    Dont dare to shrug when youre looking at me,
    Change your ways now! Before its too late:
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse UK
    Release dateJun 17, 2010
    ISBN9781477214770
    Depressing Poems for Happy People Volume Ii: Boudica's Modern Battle Cry

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