The Grossest Joke Book Ever!
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Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What was Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing.
Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
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The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
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The Grossest Joke Book Ever! - Bathroom Readers' Institute
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When is a booger not a booger?
When it’s snot.
Which nut catches the most colds?
The cashew.
What can you tie boogers into?
A snot.
Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
Booger King.
What is the difference between a booger and a plate?
The plate goes ON the table.
The booger goes UNDER the table.
What do boogers and apples have in common?
They both get picked and eaten.
What’s the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Kids won’t eat Brussels sprouts.
What did the booger say when the team captains were choosing players?
Pick me! Pick me!
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints!
What happens when you sneeze without using a tissue?
You take matters into your own hands.
Why do elephants have long fingernails?
So they can pick their trunks.
Who was hiding under little Sammy’s bed?
The boogie man.
Which king plays a bagpipe, wears a kilt, and sneezes all the time?
The King of Snotland.
What did the booger say to his girlfriend?
I’m stuck on you.
What’s green and hangs from a tree?
Giraffe snot.
Why do farmers have noses?
So they have something to pick while they wait for their crops to grow.
Why didn’t the nose make the volleyball team?
Nobody picked him.
Why shouldn’t you eat boogers?
Because you don’t want to spoil your dinner.
Why is a haunted handkerchief scary?
Because it’s covered in boo-gers.
Why don’t dinosaurs pick their noses?
Because they don’t want to eat 20-pound boogers.
Why was the snowman looking for carrots at the grocery store?
He wanted to pick his nose.
What runs in big families?
The same thing that runs in small families: noses.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
What did one booger say to the other?
You think you’re funny but you’re snot.
What’s gross?
Finding a hair in your food.
What’s grosser than gross?
Finding out it’s your grandma’s nose hair.
Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
Because