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Ninjas Have Issues
By Greg Stones
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Ninjas are awesome—stealthy, cunning experts of infiltration and close combat. But like us all, they must sometimes grapple with the small but significant problems of everyday life. For instance, ninjas have issues with squirrels. They also have trouble with chimneys, pigeons, blow darts, and mimes. They really like hiding, going undercover, and pi±atas, but have MAJOR issues with samurai, giant fighting robots, and unicorns. Through it all, they secretly long for just one thing. Author of the breakout hit Zombies Hate Stuff, Greg Stones turns his popular, playfully absurd illustration style to the badass but surprisingly issue-fraught world of ninjas, detailing their inner lives and mortal combat with a subversive sense of the absurd.
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Greg Stones
Greg Stones is an artist and the author of Zombies Hate Stuff, Penguins Hate Stuff, and Zombies Have Issues. He lives and works in Rhode Island.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes it is almost as good as the zombies and gnomes books. I laughed a lot throughout the book. Zip line with the alligator... priceless! And there's more unread books from this author I have yet to read! Woo hoo!