The Trump Dictionary Volume 1: A Political Satire Mainly in His Own Words
By Ray Sweatman
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'I used to be disgusted. Now I try to be amused,' Elvis Costello. Inspired in part by Ambrose Bierce's classic The Devil's Dictionary, The Trump Dictionary Volume 1 is a political satire chiefly in the commander-in-chief's own words. It covers Trump through mid October of 2017, the first 300 words or so.
Ray Sweatman
Ray writes satire, fiction, music criticism with a twist and poetry.
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The Trump Dictionary Volume 1 - Ray Sweatman
The Trump Dictionary, Volume 1
A Political Satire
Mainly in His Own Words
by
Ray Sweatman
All Rights Reserved. No copying, storing or reproduction of any kind without the permission of the author.
Copyright © 2017 by Ray Sweatman
ISBN: 9781370521456
Author’s Note:
The Dictionary is told from the point of view of Trump, chiefly in his own words.
Quotation marks denote direct or closely paraphrased quotes from Donald Trump--unless otherwise attributed.
Volume One covers Trump through early October of 2017, the first 300 words or so.
There is no Table of Contents since there are no chapters.
A
Accessories: Women. See 8-10 rating. Women with moles need not apply.
Admission: Real men never admit they’re wrong. And it helps when you’re never wrong.
Alec Baldwin: ‘Impersonation can’t get any worse.’
Al Gore: A phoney who scams those who don’t believe in scientific facts and retards the growth of great corporations.
Alternative Facts: Sexy, brilliant term invented by Kellyanne Conway. For those too dumb to understand, it means there is an alternative universe that exists in the minds of me the Donald and my followers. Non-believers and the enemy Media are too dopey and dishonest to see it. See Bowling Green Massacre. See Swedish Terrorism.
Alt-Right: Great people who want to make America great again. Don’t See Politically Correct Term for White Supremacist Hate Groups. Only a moron would see that.
Amazon: ‘A great damage to tax-paying retailers. Amazon doesn’t pay taxes.’ Don’t See Reality Check. That’s the dishonest dopey loser author of this book trying to mess with you.
America: The greatest country on earth until the slaves were freed and non-white folk started to immigrate here.
Anthony Scaramucci, Communications Director for Ten Days: What? You can’t use colorful, politically incorrect words like suck, fuck, cock or cockblock
these days? See Political Correctness.
Apologize: Real men don’t say they’re sorry. Ever.
Apprentice: ‘All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.’
Unconscious Woman Flirting with the Donald
Archie Bunker: A thousand times smarter than Meathead.
Ariana Huffington: ‘She is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.’
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Even the great Arnold Schwartze-the ‘N’ word -couldn’t replace me! Ratings for The Apprentice fell like Rosie O’Donnell trying to fly!