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A family out for a Sunday drive visits a turkey farm in November. This short story is both humorous and historical take on our favorite bird on Thanksgiving Day. By the way, who said turkeys are stupid. How does anybody really know what is in their tiny brains. Enjoy.
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Robert C. Waggoner
I now reside in the USA in Eastern Oregon. Due to health reasons, I don't write much anymore. I'll continue with a few short stories and all will be free to my readers. I'm privileged to have had thousands of readers download my stories. I thank you all. Happy reading and sure hope you have and will enjoy my writing. Robert [Bob] Waggoner
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