Stick'n It To The Man

By Gregg Sanders

Stick'n It To The Man provides many outrageously funny scenes that people would love to carry out themselves, but instead, typically, would yield to better judgement. Fresh, endearing, mischievous, and uninhibited Wise-Guy Animal Cartoon Characters also add their own jokes, gags, and commentary of the scenes. The book contains 24 illustrations of these lovable Wise-Guy cartoon interactions for you to enjoy. These Wise-Guy cartoon friends manage to blend into two different worlds at the same time.

The book introduces 10 of the main characters of the Wise-Guy Fraternity. These Wise-Guys and their Wise-Guy friends unite for Wise-Guy Humor and true friendship. They have a Wise-Guy Creed that is included within the fun Wise-Guy Poetry Chapter.

The chapters deals with such topics as: You Might Be a Wise-Guy If..., Wise-Guy and Not-So-Nice-Guy Boss Moments..., Headlines and News Stories by Wise-Guys for Wise-Guys, You Might Be a Wuss if..., and You Might Be a Jerk Break-Up Lines (fictionalized and carried out by funny women and funny men). The book also covers the topic of How to Have a Clean Break-Up (a Really Short Chapter), and it ends with funny, some beautiful, and some truly Off-the-Wall Wise-Guy Poetry.

The characters in the book, uniquely have their own style, but if you like Far Side, Dilbert, Disney, Yogi-Bear, You Might Be a Redneck if..., The Onion, or even humorous poetry, I believe you will find something to adore within these two Wise-Guy worlds that somehow uniquely merge together..

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gregg Sanders
• Release date: May 21, 2016
• ISBN: 9781310039683

Gregg Sanders

Gregg is originally from Centralia, Illinois, where Orphan basketball is a religion. He began writing as a way to entertain himself while being bed ridden for a lengthy period of time. Writing soon grew into an unexpected passion. He decided to attempt, in his own small way, to bring a bit of joy to others through his first book and to help people better connect in their relationships through his greeting cards. To accomplish all of this, the adventure began with the creation of the the Wise-Guy Humor Cartoon Cast and their commentary of the playful scenes within the book. The author views himself as a regular down to earth, Midwestern guy who tries to make the best of all situations and desires to contribute something meaningful to society. The author completed Masters of Fine Arts (MFA) coursework at the University of Illinois. Gregg received a M.S. degree in Civil, Environmental Engineering from Southern Illinois University - Edwardsville and a B.S. degree in Manufacturing and Packaging Engineering from the University of Missouri - Rolla, now known as Missouri University of Science and Technology. For much of his career he researched, located, and tracked industrial contamination traveling through soils and groundwater: His efforts included contaminant transport modeling to determine whether drinking water supplies, residential citizens, and industrial or construction workers could be exposed to dangerous levels of contamination; and then how best to remedy these types of problems. Gregg also has a background of inspecting the operations of wastewater treatment facilities and sampling and testing their effluent water for compliance with discharge limits to creeks, rivers, and lakes. Gregg has a second Wise-Guy Humor book in the works as well as the Wise-Guy Humor Greeting Card Line and memorabilia. He thanks you for your interest and becoming acquainted with Wise-Guy Humor and the Wise-Guy Humor Cartoon Cast. He extends his best wishes, and please feel free to contact him at www.wiseguyjokes.com with any requests, comments, or ideas.

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Stick’n It to the Man

(Wise-Guy Humor)

About Wise-Guys, Wussies & Jerks

and Stick’n It to the Man; with Style

This book is dedicated to all of the Wise-Guys and Wise-Gals,

who are held down by The Man or The Wo-Man,

yet still embrace their daily work and personal lives

with Wise-Guy style and Wise-Guy class.

Written and Edited by Gregg Sanders

Art by Gregg Sanders & Josh Wright

Published 2016

™ 2017 by MG Expressions, LLC

Copyright © 2011 by MG Expressions, LLC

Written 2008

List of Illustrations

1. Buster Coaches Little League Baseball

2. Buster Smiles as Bad Boss Yells at Him

3. Buster Personalizes a Bathroom Stall at Work

4. Dr. Flap Happy Elefante Misses and Calls Buster

5. Buster Answers Dr. Flap Happy’s Call During Wrestling Match

6. Honest Abe Eats His Boss’s Cookies While He’s Asleep

7. Double Dog Complains to the Union President

8. Double Dog Mows His Lawn Late at Night

9. Honest Abe Stores Aluminum Cans Above His Kitchen

10. Dr. Flap Happy Elefante Snow Skis

11. Buster Purposely Watches Buddy Walk in Doo

12. Captain Catman Clowns Around at the Urinal

13. Captain Catman Walks Double Dog on a Leash; Meets Kitty

14. Captain Catman Convinces Buster that Kitty Models Towels

15. Wise-Guys and Innovators Are What This Country Needs

16. Double Dog Day Dreams He’s a Puppy Again Who Pees on His Boss

17. Buns Walks His Wiener Dog to Meet New Girlfriends

18. Double Dog Confronts Ted Nugent

19. Hippy Man Grows a Butt Tail

20. Dude in Daisy Dukes

21. Dude in Rocky Relationship; Literally

22. Wise-Guys’ Fraternity Meeting

23. Portrait of Happiness

24. Back Cover - Buster and Buddy Leave Home for the Circus

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments

Chapter 1 You Might Be a Wise-Guy if…

Chapter 2 Wise-Guy and Not-So-Nice-Guy-Boss Moments

Chapter 3 Headlines and News Stories by Wise-Guys for Wise-Guys

Chapter 4 You Might be a Wuss if...

Chapter 5 You Might Be a Jerk - Breakup Lines a Woman May Say to a Man

Chapter 6 You Might Be a Jerk - Break Up Lines a Man May Say to a Woman

Chapter 7 How to Have a Clean Breakup; a Really, Really Short Chapter

Chapter 8 Off-the-Wall Poetry

Acknowledgments

Thanks, in loving memory, to Grandfather Sanders, who at 93 years of age said to me I think you should complete your book even if you’re unsure anyone else will want to read it. You’ll still own a book you like, and you can at least enjoy reading it to yourself.

Thanks to mom for your encouragement. You hoped for a great novel and a movie script, or at least a well written completed work of poetry. Instead, you received this hard to describe, edgy Wise-Guys humor book, which also takes a couple opportunities to poke fun of you. I’m sure you’re very, very proud; love you Mom!

Thanks to the following girlfriends who have been understanding, very supportive, and a real delight while I developed the Wise-Guys Humor book and greeting cards:

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Thanks to my wonderful agent, editor, and publisher, , who I really respect and appreciate for making it so easy and fun for me to bring this crazy little novelty to market for others to relate to and enjoy.

Thank you to my readers for whom I have a wish list. I hope you: (1) give and receive kindness; (2) experience true friendship; one that always has each other’s best interests in mind; (3) find joy, somehow, in every little drip of life; and (4) find the type of fulfillment, success, and redemption that speak volumes to those who unfairly tried to hold you down.

Chapter 1

You Might Be a Wise-Guy if…

1. You live your life like a cartoon strip or a movie; almost every day is a major adventure for you.

2. As a child, and