Pooper Probed by Poseidon

By Alana Melos

Trapped in a sexually savage world...

Dirk Gudgeon woke up to find his twin sister, his companion through his dimensional travels, missing! Determined to find her in a hostile environment, Dirk must use his sexual wiles to free himself from lusty hoplites, find the Key of Janus, and somehow escape from a god's monstrous, vile intentions!

This pulp erotica is meant for a mature audience and contains mmm, fmf, m/m, oral, anal, godly ravishing and is 11,000+ words!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Alana Melos
• Release date: Jun 10, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370993499

Alana Melos

ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the "serious" literary stuff. Since this discovery, she's endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat. If you want to stay updated on new releases, please sign up for my mailing list at http://eepurl.com/cfQK35

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THE JANUS KEY CHRONICLES:

WORLD 7

DIRK GUDGEON IS

POOPER PROBED BY POSEIDON

by

Alana Melos

Pooper Probed by Poseidon

Book 7 of The Janus Key Chronicles Series

Copyright © Alana Melos

Model Cover Photo © curaphotography @ depositphotos

All other artwork, graphic cover design, logo art, and graphic text © Jotham Pipes Talbot

Published: May 4th, 2015

Publisher: Alana Melos

The right of Alana Melos to be identified as the author of this Work is asserted in accordance with sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in retrieval system, copied in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise transmitted without written permission from the publisher. You must not circulate this book in any format.

Characters and locations are fictitious or used fictitiously. All characters are at least 18 years old. All sexual acts portrayed in this work of fiction are consensual.

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Possessing the mystical Janus Key and lost among a myriad of sexually savage worlds, twins Dirk and Debbie Gudgeon will do anything if only to find their way home. These are the Janus Key Chronicles.

When we last left our heroes, they had transported to a more or less modern world and emerged as treasure hunters! The treasure they were going to get was the missing piece of the Janus Key, which meant their mental directions had worked! The captain got to know Debbie much better, and realized she didn’t belong in this world… but agreed to help them. Debbie and several divers went down to a famous wreck to recover the lost artifact, but we attacked and savaged by sea serpents! The serpents captured Debbie and brought her to an island where she met the sorceress Circe, who had been trapped in this world by an angry god. The sorceress attempted to seduce Debbie, who fought back against her mental manipulations to free herself, grab the missing piece, and escape! She and Dirk met up again on the ship, but when they put the Janus Key together, the red vortex overwhelmed them, and transported them… where Dirk woke up in another world… alone.

Here is where we pick up the story….

Contents:

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Epilogue

Author's Notes

Excerpt from Delilah Devilshot #2: The Brothels of Brimstone

List of Other Works

Chapter One

Dirk looked around, panic beginning to well in him. Debbie? he called out, looking around this way and that for any signs of life. He seemed to be on the floor of an outside courtyard, with a large marble temple looming nearby… yet no one stirred. He heard the crash of the waves against the rocks below him, and as he stood, he saw a vast ocean stretch beyond the horizon. Behind the temple itself stood a forest, scattered trees in the front which led to a deeper and foreboding looking tangle of trees. Debbie! he called out once more, cupping his hands over his mouth in hopes of giving his words an extra boost.

     You didn’t… you’re not over the edge…. he muttered to himself, trying to control the fear within him. He inched towards the edge of the courtyard, and below him was a sheer drop onto some sharp looking rocks… yet he saw no body. Debbie! he shouted with all of his being. Debbie, where are you?

He stood there, waiting to hear an answering shout, yet nothing came to him. I can’t sit here, he said, talking more to his missing twin than himself. He moved back to his origin point, and saw the Janus Key, now whole and complete, on the ground, sparkling in the sunlight. He picked it up, and concentrated with all his might. Bring me to my sister, he commanded it. "Or bring her to me. One way or another… now."

As much as he focused and concentrated, nothing happened. He swore in frustration and almost threw the Key down on the ground, except the theory they had about charging it with sexual energy could still hold valid. With a sigh, he stood up and had a look at himself. He wore primitive sandals and what appeared to be a white tunic… which only covered from his hips to mid-thigh, of course. However, the style he recognized as Greek. His hair seemed shorn short when he ran a hand through it, but he plucked a few hairs from his head and determined the color was a dark brown. Coupled with his almost olive colored skin and clothing style, he was in a place which mirrored ancient Greece.

Dirk looked around once