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The Darndest Dictionary
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You will never look at the items, words or aspects of everyday life defined in this book the same way again. Averaging 15 words in length, this book contains hundreds of clever definitions that will amaze, inspire and otherwise entertain you for hours and make you want to read them again and again! And they all rhyme!
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