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    Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past!
    Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past!
    Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past!
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    Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past!

    By Phyllis Goldman

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    Ally's dinosaur jokes for kids is an awesome collection of over 250 amusing, clever, hilarious, wacky, and entertaining jokes.

    In addition to this priceless humor, Ally takes the reader on an adventure back to his environment, and the prehistoric period, in this case the Jurassic period!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublishereBookIt.com
    Release dateApr 26, 2016
    ISBN9781456604820
    Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past!

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      Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past! - Phyllis Goldman

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      Jokes

      Why can't you tell Ally any secrets?

      Because he carries a tale!

      What primate did Ally like to travel with?

      A flying lemur!

      What animal does Ally know that never tells the truth?

      A lion!

      When Ally went to school what did he use to write on?

      His pads on his feet!

      How does Ally keep his teeth form falling out?

      He uses tooth paste!

      When Ally goes to a restaurant what does he like to eat first?

      An on tray!

      What was Ally thinking about when he was panning for gold?

      It's all mine!

      What kind of flower would Ally pick for you?

      For-get-me not!

      What flower did Ally run away from?

      Dandelion!

      While Ally was eating his salad why did he called the plumber?

      Because he found a leek!

      When Ally plays cards what animal is not invited to the game?

      A cheater!

      What stays behind Ally all the time?

      His shadow!

      How does Ally stay in shape?

      He does chimp ups!

      What did Ally big toe say to his little toe?

      Oh my sole, there's a heal Following us!

      What does Ally say when he agrees with the Geologist?

      My sediments exactly!

      How does Ally open the door to a haunted house?

      With a skeleton key!

      Where does Ally go for a Sunday drive?

      Nowhere- Dinosaurs do not drive!

      Why did Ally cross the play ground?

      To get to the other slide!

      Why did Ally ask the potato to help him search for gold?

      Because a potato has more eyes!

      What kind of dog does Ally take to the beach?

      A hotdog!

      Why did Ally yell for the goose when he was stuck in the tree?

      He wants to get down!

      Why did Ally wear a bullet proof vest when he was looking up at the sky? Because he saw shooting stars!

      Why does Ally like to weigh himself during the day time?

      Because it's lighter!

      What animal friend does Ally call on to free the zoo animals?

      A Tur-key!

      What bird did Ally visit in Jail?

      A robin!

      Why did Ally bring a knife and folk to math class?

      Because he wanted a piece of pie!

      What vegetable did Ally mail at the post office?

      A bunch

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