Splosh Scoundrel

By Jason Pinaster

Christopher Carter's girlfriend Wendy has had her identity stolen and her credit card maxed out to the limit. When the bank refuses to help, she turns to Carter and they determine that the thief is into ‘sploshing’—specifically that he likes pouring creamy substances over and under clothes for purposes of sexual titillation.

Our two heroes attend a wet and messy party to try to identify the specific culprit. A statuesque blonde pours custard over the head of a scrawny English gentleman. Wendy feels cold liquid fill her panties, oozing into her. Cream is rubbed into clothing. Two women, first in bikinis, then not, wrestle in custard as Wendy uses the distraction to search the cloakroom for clues as to the culprit’s identity.

Carter goes to court, but to no avail and Wendy must decide whether to attend a private party where the touching will be much, much more personal.

Will Wendy attend the party? Will they identify the culprit who stole her life? How will revenge be exacted?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jason Pinaster
• Release date: Mar 25, 2016
• ISBN: 9781311359391

Jason Pinaster

If you would like to be on my mailing list, please click on the box at the very bottom of the column under my photo. You will receive prompt notification of my new publications and special offers.I have heard say that the first obligation of a writer is to entertain. If so, the first obligation of a writer of erotica is to arouse and I hope you feel that I have succeeded.I believe that story sets the scene. A story lets the reader start to care for the characters in it. And if the reader cares about the characters, it is easier for him or her to identify with their arousal, to let that arousal tingle the reader’s own skin.Christopher Carter is a lawyer who’s into BDSM and other hijinks, most of them sexual. His stories feature a little fun, lots of sex, a little adventure, and Carter's special brand of justice. Lusty Lee was a private investigator whose nemesis forced her to pursue him through a new kink in each episode. The Mistress Megan stories take her through her development as a dominatrix during which she must satisfy their every fetish.While my current focus is on stories featuring (in order of frequency) erotic combat, wet and messy, action-adventure and tickling, I’m open to anything which turns me (and hopefully you) on. I dabble in sex games and BDSM. I have published two novellas set in Hedonism II, the notorious Jamaican resort and even one featuring a sentient sex robot.At present, I’m developing a Patreon page showcasing erotic combat vignettes: www.patreon.com/JasonPinasterPlease feel free to contact me at [e-mail] And don’t forget to click on the box at the very bottom of the column under my photo. Cheers!

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Splosh Scoundrel

by Jason Pinaster

Copyright 2016 by Jason Pinaster

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Cover Notes: The yellow graphic is courtesy of OpenClipart-Vectors / 27427 images. The original cover art, a photograph is of Kym and Vicky in the Slime Time video available on the web from WetAnd Messy.com, was deleted at the request of Smashwords. Photoshopping and compilation is by me. All Rights reserved.

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Carter is showering in his condo. He shaves away the last speck of shaving gel and inspects his face in the mirror. Wendy will like the close shave as they nuzzle close together at the show. He shuts the shower off and steps into the bathroom, toweling off as the powerful ceiling fan clears the condensation off the mirror. He turns sideways to inspect himself. Not bad for thirty-one. Still, he wonders what Wendy, five years his junior, sees in him. She’s fit, pretty, with dark-brown hair cascading over her shoulders and teasing her breasts. A ready smile and eyes that sparkle at his jokes—she could have her pick of younger men. She says she wants to enjoy being single, to live day to day, to collect memories of good times and that he’s the perfect man to expand her experience of the world with. Maybe he should take her to a swingers club?

Last week, they’d crossed ‘making out at the drive in’ off her bucket list. At first she’d wanted to wear jeans and a blouse with buttons. He’d shaken his head, T-shirt and a skirt.

She’d come back in a tight-fitting mini-skirt. He’d shaken his head again. Looser and longer.

They’d driven an hour north of the city, and Carter pulled his large sedan into the drive-in just as it was opening, and selected a spot in the far corner of the lot. The view of the screen was sub-optimal, but watching the movie wasn’t the point.

Cars had kept coming, so for the first twenty minutes of the horror flick, they’d contented themselves with French kissing and the odd chest caress. Then Carter had turned the sound down and placed his hand on Wendy’s thigh. Ready? he’d asked. Her response had been to spread her