Goo Girl Much Easier to Find You (A “Gone Girl” Parody)

By Catherine Myles

Marriage is a game of compromises, but can compromise ultimately lead to murder? When Amy goes missing on her and Nick’s fifth wedding anniversary, Nick is at first convinced that what looks like blood smells like either ketchup or marinara sauce, and is oblivious to the fact that something awful has actually happened.

Maybe it’s the fact that when Amy is around, Nick isn’t allowed to eat anything, even if he is ravenously hungry. Maybe it’s the fact that Nick has to watch his wife eat anything and everything she wants, without gaining a single pound. Or maybe Nick is just off his rocker.

Whatever the case might be, Nick has to figure out how to overcome the very odd situation of being caught with a slice of pizza in his hands when police and media are swarming his house, completely unnoticed by him, to find out what happened to his wife.

In a hilarious parody of Gillian Flynn’s #1 New York Times Bestseller Gone Girl, this novel will have you wondering if maybe Nick really did off his wife. Goo Girl will have you wondering who could have lived with Amy for five years without going berserk. It will leave you asking, “Was that blood, or just marinara sauce?”

• Language: English
• Publisher: Catherine Myles
• Release date: Nov 28, 2015
• ISBN: 9781519583246

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