Farce Forward - Volume 1
By Merv Lambert
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Farce Forward - Volume 1 - Merv Lambert
1988.
The Vase
Characters:
Beth
Gary, her husband
Steve, Gary’s friend
The burglar
Scene 1
(The lounge in Beth and Gary’s house. Beth comes in carrying a rather large vase and puts it down on a table.)
Beth: Gary! Come and see what I’ve just bought.
(Gary comes in.)
Gary: Well, been spending again? What is it this time?
Beth: It’s a new vase, or rather an old one. I think it may be an antique. I got it at the market. I love it. It goes well with the room, doesn’t it? But what do you think?
Gary: (He walks around the vase, peering at it closely. He is frowning.) What do I think? To be honest, I don’t like it. I think it’s awful! Yuk! I hate it! You don’t expect me to live with that thing in the room, do you? My advice is to take it back and get a refund, or even throw it in the dustbin. (He gives a mock shudder.) It’s ghastly!
Beth: Throw it in the dustbin? No, absolutely not! I like it. The colours blend in well with the curtains and the carpet. I’ll put it over there in front of the window.
Gary: (Furiously) No! (He snatches up the vase.)
Beth: Don’t you dare! You haven’t a clue, when it comes to colour and style. It stays in here. I’ll speak to you, when you’re in a better mood!
(She flounces out angrily and Gary puts the vase slowly back on the table.)
Gary: Unbelievable! She accused me of having no taste! Now she’ll sulk all the time and give me the cold shoulder for at least a fortnight. I should have kept my trap shut! (He gives a huge sigh and walks disconsolately out.)
Scene 2
(In a bar. Gary and Steve are sitting at a table. The burglar is at another table nearby and is reading a newspaper. There are bottles on the tables, but they remain untouched throughout the scene.)
Steve: Are you feeling all right?
Gary: Yes, yes, I’m O.K.
Steve: You