Big Hairy Dudes: A Pair of Erotic Paranormal Short Stories

By Susan Hart

Dude, Your Fangs Are Huge, is the story of a woman who meets someone new, and they hit it off – until she hears something in the kitchen that evening and sees a large animal eating their leftover steaks. After calling 911 and the animal disappears, she finds her new boyfriend has an additional bonus when he doesn’t balk at going shopping in the mall, but a little while later, she finds out what he’s really like.

Bigfoot & The Lab Assistant: A young lab assistant is assigned the task of making love with Bigfoot to try to find out what makes the huge creature tick. She's able to speak with him using sign language, which she taught him. They find out that they do have a lot in common, and much more than sex, when she helps him to formulate a plan which will lead her on the greatest adventure of her young life.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Susan Hart
• Release date: Feb 27, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310654046

Susan Hart

I was born in England, but have lived in Southern California for many years. I m now retired and live in the Pacific NW in a little seaside city amongst the giant redwoods and wonderful harbor, almost at the Oregon border. My husband and I have one cat, called Midnight and she is featured in two of my latest Sci-Fi short stories. I love Science Fiction, animals, and trying to help others. I publish under Doreen Milstead as well as my own name. My photo was taken right before the coronation of QE II in the UK.

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Big Hairy Dudes: A Pair of Erotic Paranormal Short Stories

By

Susan Hart

Copyright 2015 Susan Hart

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Synopsis: Dude, Your Fangs Are Huge, is the story of a woman who meets someone new, and they hit it off – until she hears something in the kitchen that evening and sees a large animal eating their leftover steaks. After calling 911 and the animal disappears, she finds her new boyfriend has an additional bonus when he doesn’t balk at going shopping in the mall, but a little while later, she finds out what he’s really like.

So, what’s wrong with you? Jessie asked. She leaned forward, watching the candlelight illuminate her date’s puzzled face.

Paul laughed bewilderedly. I’m not sure I understand.

Jessie smiled. This is our second date, she explained. You’ve been nothing but a perfect gentleman. You’re sexy. You were single before you met me. Why? What’s wrong with you? Why aren’t you with anyone? Where do you hide the bodies?

Jessie felt a little bit bad for him as he spluttered on his beer, but she had to know. Paul was just too perfect. There had to be something.

I sometimes throw my socks on the floor instead of the hamper, Paul said slowly. And I almost never put the cap back on the toothpaste. Sorry. In advance. Maybe.

Jessie laughed and shook her head. I’m sorry, she said. I just can’t believe you’ve been single.

Doesn’t everyone have to be single, at one time or another? he asked. Then, how else could we have found each other?

Jessie melted a little. She and Paul had really been hitting it off ever since they’d met at a bar. She was a little neurotic, to be sure, but he always seemed to know what to say to defuse her.

He was sweet, caring, and had a wicked good head of hair. It was a chestnut brown, spiked up and clean.

Jessie loved a guy who took good care of himself, and Paul looked to be no exception.

Was a second date too early to know that she loved him?

I guess, then, that I can only think of one thing that’s wrong, Jessie said coyly. Want to come home with me after dinner and make it right?

Paul was