Listellany: A Miscellany of Very British Top Tens, From Politics to Pop
By John Rentoul
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Delightfully nerdy and geeky, perfect water cooler fodder that's guaranteed to generate discussion. This quirky and unusual book of top 10's covers politics, language, history, pop culture and more - with a distinctive British slant.
This is NOT a fact-based compendium. It’s purely opinion – the opinions of John Rentoul, his readers—and, yes, Twitter. Every week in the Independent on Sunday, John Rentoul publishes a top 10 based on suggestions from the great British public, covering a wide range of pressing issues, such as which are the books that people buy but never read?* Now collected together for the first time, and featuring previously unpublished lists, this is a book of open arguments that will ask readers to continue the discussion and contribute to the great debate online. It addresses essential topics such as: most overrated 1960s bands; meaningless words found on modern menus; great bands with terrible names; films panned as turkeys that are actually quite good; most beautiful British railway journeys; stupid car names; unsung villains; political heckles; words that ought to be used more often; British place names; best prime ministers we never had; visual clichés; political myths; anagrams; misquotations; worst Beatles songs; most interesting politicians. This book is a compendium of the answers to such quintessential pub arguments. But who knows best? You, John, or Twitter? Pick up this book and join the debate. *Top answers: Long Walk to Freedom; A Brief History of Time; Ulysses; Life of Pi; Longitude; Spycatcher; Gravity’s Rainbow; My Life by Bill Clinton; Living History by Hillary Clinton; anything by Jamie Oliver.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Listellany – FunnyListellany by John Rentoul is a laugh out loud compilation of lists that he has gathered from suggestions from the Great British public covering politics to politics. This would make the ideal stocking filler for those looking for Christmas presents for those who have a different sense of humour. The book asks the question of who knows best? You, John or Twitter? Well clearly it is me, followed by John and can anything sensible really come off twitter?There are always lists that can make you smile, mine is the political heckles but that might have something to do with a previous life when I was sensible and intelligent. Or for those who often misquote there is a list of the top ten of misquotations or for those wanting to be smart Useful words for which there is no English equivalent mine is 5 on that list Chutzpah wonderful Yiddish. I can promise if you buy this as stocking filler you will clearly hear all about it on the big day because the reader cannot help but tell you what is on various lists. My eldest niece thought I was nuts when I told her I would like to visit number 2 on the Best British Place Names because they must have a great sense of humour, the place? Pity Me, County Durham.I can highly recommend this book and it will certainly beat listening to the Queen’s Speech or worse who is going to do the washing up – for which there is no list as yet. Listellany is very British for our weird and wonderful sense of humour and irony buy it and laugh along with me.
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TOP TEN REASONS TO READ THIS BOOK (OR ‘THE INTRODUCTION’)
1. Lists are the future of journalism, the internet and therefore the world.
2. Lists are also the past. Ten-item lists in particular have a history that goes back to even before the word ‘listicle’ was coined. Moses’s top ten dos and don’ts was a handy way of summarising the rules for an entire society.
3. The lists in this book are totally fascinating. Did you know that ‘male’ and ‘female’ are not related to each other (deriving from Latin masculus and femella), while ‘man’ and ‘woman’ (man and wife-man in Old English) are? If you are not completely entranced by this, you will like something else here. Genuine shop names including Melon Cauli and Napoleon Boiler Parts? Go on.
4. The lists in this book will make you cleverer. Worried about the distractability of the internet? Looking up from the screen after 17 minutes wondering, yet again, what it was you meant to look up in the first place? Here is highly educational material presented in concentrated form, and anyone can pay attention for just ten points.
5. But let us not be purely utilitarian. One of the purposes of education is the joy of learning for its own sake. Herein is distilled the joy of language, music and politics.
6. Also quite a bit of pedantry (tautologies, misquotations), Britishness (the most English remarks of all time, best British place names), literature (best first and last lines) and films (turkeys that are actually quite good).
7. Curiosity is good for you. My friend Ian Leslie has written a whole book about it (Curious: The Desire to Know and Why Your Future Depends on It). I have compiled a whole book of things for you to be curious about.
8. You may have missed one or two of these lists when they first appeared in the New Review, the Independent on Sunday magazine, since May 2013, or you may, having had your appetite whetted, want to see all the things that didn’t make the top ten in each category but that are nevertheless brilliant. A bit like how, in the old days, I disdained music that was ‘too popular’ and preferred my favourite singles to peak in the lower reaches of the Top Forty.
9. There are top tens here that have never before appeared in print: world exclusives listing upbeat songs that tell a sad story, translated tautologies (Sahara means desert, and what not), words that lost or gained an ‘n’ (such as a norange or an ewt), surnames that have died out and everyday lies (such as ‘It won’t take a minute’).
10. You want to know about stupid car names, don’t you? There really is a car called the Mazda Bongo Friendee.
For more top tens and debates, visit www.listellany.com
UNDERRATED FAMILY FILMS
When I watched The Emperor’s New Groove again after several years I could not believe what a great film it is. Fine plot, great characters, quick and clever dialogue, uses pre-computer-generated imagery (CGI) brilliantly – and yet it is almost forgotten.
1. The Emperor’s New Groove, Disney, 2000. Incan emperor is turned into a llama and taught a lesson: majestic.
2. Basil The Great Mouse Detective, Disney, 1986. ‘Big Ben fight scene, robot mouse Queen Victoria and a peg-legged bat. What’s not to like?’ It was the first film Mark Wallace saw.
3. Megamind, DreamWorks, 2010. Unoriginal? I thought it was great, and morally subtle.
4. Monster in Paris, English version released 2012. Surprisingly affecting dub of the French original.
5. Jumanji, 1995. Supernatural board game in which wild animals come to life? Sounds dire, but it was Tom Doran’s childhood favourite.
6. Small Soldiers, DreamWorks, 1998. ‘Toy Story with heavier firepower,’ says Gaz W.
7. Robin Hood, Disney, 1973. Unfairly overlooked, overshadowed by predecessors The Jungle Book and Aristocats.
8. Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Disney, 2001. Another cartoon classic overshadowed by computer-generated imagery blockbusters to come.
9. Flushed Away, Aardman/DreamWorks, 2006. Terrible title; outstanding plot, characters and CGI.
10. Lion King II: Simba’s Pride, Disney, 1998. Surprisingly high-quality, straight-to-video sequel.
PLURALS THAT HAVE BECOME SINGULAR
It is a little old-fashioned to use data, dice, graffiti, panini, media and politics as plural nouns these days, and I know only one person who treats news as a plural, but we are dimly aware that these words were not always as singular as they are now. However, Rich Greenhill, a virtuoso of language curios, came up with many other words that were once – unknown to me – plurals. Here are the best…
1. Quince Middle English plural of Old French cooin, from Latin for apple of Cydonia, now Chania, Crete.
2. Stamina Latin plural of stamen, thread or essential element, before it was applied by analogy to flower parts.
3. Chintz Plural of chint, a stained or painted calico cloth imported from India, from Hindi chimt, spattering, stain.
4. Pox Plural of pock, as in pock-marked.
5. Truce Plural of true, Middle English, in the sense of belief, trust.
6. Invoice Plural of obsolete invoy, from French envoy, envoyer, to send.
7. Broccoli Italian, plural of broccolo, cabbage sprout, head, diminutive of brocco, shoot.
8. Dismal Originally a noun, for the two days in each month which were believed to be unlucky, from Anglo-Norman French dis mal, and medieval Latin dies mali, evil days.
9. Sweden Originally a plural of Swede, a Swedish person.
10. Bodice Originally bodies.
Greenhill also pointed out that MMR – measles, mumps and rubella – are all plurals:
11. Measles. Middle English maseles, probably from Middle Dutch masel, pustule. The spelling change was due to association with Middle English mesel, leprous, leprosy.
12. Mumps. Late 16th century: from obsolete mump, meaning grimace, have a miserable expression.
13. Rubella. Modern Latin neuter plural of rubellus, reddish.
Just to show off, he said – again, I had no idea – that the words primate and termite arose from mistaking the three-syllable Latin plurals primates and termites (the singulars being primas and termes) for two-syllable words. The Oxford Dictionary doesn’t specifically support this, but it seems plausible.
14. Chess. Middle English: from Old French esches, plural of eschec, check, which in the sense of holding back or verifying comes from the game of chess. I did not know that.
15. Delicatessen
16. Lasagne
17. Agenda. Latin: ‘things to be done’.
18. Candelabra
19. WAG: stands for wives and girlfriends (mostly of famous footballers) but is often used as a singular, ‘a WAG’.
FOOTNOTES
This list arose after I praised the wonder of the footnotes in John Campbell’s biography of Roy Jenkins, a fabulous old-fashioned book, with starred footnotes at the bottom of the page, plus numbered endnotes, including endnotes in footnotes.