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    Meet Cletus and Lulu
    Meet Cletus and Lulu
    Meet Cletus and Lulu
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    Meet Cletus and Lulu

    By JJ Michaels

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    Man, oh man. Cletus and Lulu are about as dysfunctional as it gets. Well, just download the fuckin' book and check out what I mean - It's free. You'll be glad ya did!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJJ Michaels
    Release dateSep 13, 2014
    ISBN9781311639134
    Meet Cletus and Lulu
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    JJ Michaels

    I'm not a real fuckin' person...I'm the figment of some asshole's imagination - and he puts books up here that he would never share with his family or friends because ...well, he's a puss. So, that's really all y'all need to know 'bout me. What's most important is that you like the books and think they're so funny that you just about shit yourself laughing!

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