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    I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
    I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
    I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
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    I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

    By Francesco Marciuliano

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    Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicle Books Digital
    Release dateAug 3, 2012
    ISBN9781452121864
    I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
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    Francesco Marciuliano

    Francesco Marciuliano is the author of the bestselling I Could Pee on This, I Could Chew on This, and I Knead My Mommy, as well as Sally Forth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world. He lives in New York City.

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    • 5/5
      Outstanding monument to our household dieties. Over and out. Really!
    • 5/5
      I loved the hairball poem.If the author is reading this,PLEASE make an audiobook of this!
    • 5/5
      So I laughed pretty much on every page. This is definitely written by cats. So, so, so funny. Thanks for the laughs!
    • 5/5
      Fun even for us pathetic non cat owners. If we own them and not vice versa.

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