Old Skooled
By Molly Hogan
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Gentleman Jim desires to join "The Inner Sanctum;" "The Wizard" demands that he prove himself. With a digital camcorder, wire cutters, and a dress, Gentleman Jim, Floor Governor of the California Board Options Exchange and Chairman of the Ethics and Business Conduct Committee sets off on foot to Mills College, an all-girls institution in the Oakland Hills. Warning--graphic and for Adults Only!
Molly Hogan
Molly lives and works in Truckee, California. In addition to writing fiction, she enjoys both skiing and snowboarding. She worked for almost four years on the options floor of the Pacific Coast Stock Exchange. After years of therapy, she is finally able to share her stories of this unique experience.
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Old Skooled - Molly Hogan
Old Skooled
Molly Hogan
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This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of the characters or events here forth depicted is coincidental. Use your common sense; they in charge of America's wealth would never act this way.
Author's note: All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.
Old Skooled
Gentleman Jim had thought that he had locked the door that led into the garage from the kitchen. But he hadn't.
The workbench came with the house and it was the first time that he had ever used it. He preferred paying other people to work.
He was practicing using his new wire cutters to cut through a coat hanger.
He looked up from the workbench and saw his daughter, Kelsey.
He dropped the wire cutters and the coat hanger.
Daddy, what are you doing?
I'm cutting a coat hanger.
Why are you cutting a coat hanger?
I'm making Mommy a birthday present. It's a secret so don't tell.
What are you making her?
"It's a