Road Kill
By Molly Hogan
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Two clerks Sal and Slide, from the trading floor of the California Board Options Exchange (CBOE) head over the Gate in Sal's BMW to check out yet again the massage parlor that DC, an options market maker in the DGN pit, told Sal about. They run over something along the way. Warning: Graphic and for Adults only!
Molly Hogan
Molly lives and works in Truckee, California. In addition to writing fiction, she enjoys both skiing and snowboarding. She worked for almost four years on the options floor of the Pacific Coast Stock Exchange. After years of therapy, she is finally able to share her stories of this unique experience.
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Road Kill - Molly Hogan
Road Kill
Molly Hogan
Copyright 2015 Clamor Press
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This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of the characters or events here forth depicted is coincidental. Use your common sense; they in charge of America's wealth would never act this way.
Author's note: All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.
Road Kill
There was traffic on Lombard.
Slide shook his pack of cigarettes upside down.
Damn! I'm out and it's too early for Copenhagen. Do you mind stopping?
Yes.
Dude…
Sal slid his pack of cigarettes out from his jacket pocket.
He had one hand on the wheel—with his other hand, he offered his pack to Slide.
Here, take one of mine.
Slide frowned.
I'm only smoking menthol until expiration.
Menthols suck. They're like sucking on ice cubes made from dirty toilet water.
They're better for your lungs.
I've heard they're worse.
Have you ever smoked one when you're high on ecstasy?
Yeah, Diana turned me on to that. It was OK but not as great as everyone says. It made my brain feel like an ice cube made from dirty toilet water…like an ice cube that had been shoved up a snowman's ass.
Slide slid one of Sal's cigarettes out.
Sal took his pack back.
I thought you were only smoking menthol.
I'm trying to become more open minded.
*****
Sal swerved his BMW into the breakdown lane just