The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
By Abby Shaye
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The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
By Abby Shaye
Follow along with Abby and Shaye as they make first contact with their first ever, Hippibilly.
Soon, you will become familiar with phrases like, Hippibilly and condo-bus as you see what happens when a Hippibilly becomes a close neighbor in this hilarious adventure.
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The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter - Abby Shaye
The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
By Abby Shaye
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Table of Contents
Prologue
Chapter 1: Day 1
Chapter 2: Day 3
Chapter 3: Day 5
Chapter 4: Day 6
Chapter 5: Day 7
Chapter 6: Day 8
Chapter 7: Day 9
Chapter 8: Day 10
Chapter 9: Day 15
Chapter 10: Day 20
Chapter 11: Day 21
Chapter 12: Day 38
Chapter 13: Day 49
Chapter 14: Day 53
Chapter 15: Day 58
Chapter 16: Day 61
Chapter 17: Day 74
Chapter 18: Day 98
Chapter 19: Day 102
Chapter 20: Day 112
Chapter 21: Day 165
Chapter 22: Day 172
Chapter 23: Day 196
Chapter 24: Day 234
Chapter 25: Day 251
Chapter 26: Day 311
Take the Hippibilly Redneck Text:
The Hippibilly-Redneck Encounter
By Abby Shaye
Published by Abby Shaye at Smashwords
Copyright 07/2014 Abby Shaye
Prologue
As my friend and I sit in at my kitchen dinette, watching the new neighbor that lives right behind us, the wise words of self-proclaimed redneck, Jeff Foxworthy, come to mind, when he said, The definition of redneck is the total lack of sophistication.
But all too soon I realize that when you combine that lack of sophistication with the lack of common sense and more than just a few missing brain cells, (from the result of the 60’s being way too good to them, obviously), you get what we have deemed as a Hippibilly
.
As you read along in this book, you will soon realize that being unsophisticated, is the least of our Hippibillies’ problems. Common sense, as we discovered, waved bye-bye to these two particular Hippibilly’s a long, long time ago. And after witnessing some of their more colorful antics, we’re in total shock that these two individuals are still breathing.
Just so you know, the names and locations in this book have been changed to protect the identity of our Hippibilly neighbors and everyone involved, but the antics and information we’re about to give to you, our readers, are based on mostly true events. As unbelievable as they all may seem.
You will soon realize that your wacky, crazy family is, in fact…normal.
I realize that we all have a little redneck in us. Some people more than others. But nothing can prepare you for the side-splitting reality of coming face to face with your first Hippibilly.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from rich and in no way a snob. Judging someone by their financial status is not in my character. However, having said that, I have to admit that nothing in my life could have prepared me for what I was about to experience, over the next year.
I know we’ve all heard jokes about redneck’s and their 1001 uses for duct tape, but soon you will never look at a VW van or white five gallon bucket the same way again, as we educate you, the readers, in the Hippibilly way of life.
Chapter 1
Day 1
I’m not ashamed to say that I live in a year around RV Park. My husband and I live in a large fifth wheel with our two dogs. This is a personal choice, since my children are both grown and have families of their own. Most of my neighbors in the R. V. Park live in similar situations as myself.
So, let’s get on with your Hippibilly education, shall we?
This tale begins on a late sunny October afternoon. As I sat at my kitchen dinette, pondering the meaning of life over a cup of coffee. I was jolted out of my seat by a loud rumbling sound at the back of my fifth wheel. That sound was soon followed by three window-rattling bangs that caused my dishes in my cupboards to rattle and my dogs to start barking.
My first thought was someone nearby was firing a gun. But I