The Dads' Book: For the Dad Who's Best at Everything

By Michael Heatley

This is the book no self-respecting father should be without. The Dads' Book is an amusing and informative miscellany of jokes, facts and tongue-in-cheek survival techniques for the Dad wishing to excel at the art of fatherhood. This is not only a book of practical advice, but also includes cunning tips on how to maintain your position as Number One Dad without becoming a cross between a punchbag, taxi driver and general slave. Includes bizarre yet invaluable tips handed down from generations of fathers on:
. How to build the best tree house
. Things to do with your kids on a rainy day
. Twenty ways to find peace and quiet
. How to make beer breaks part of play time
Published in time for Father's Day, The Dads' Book celebrates the wonder of dad-hood, while allowing you to work on being best at everything and retain your sanity at the same time.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Michael O'Mara
• Release date: Jan 6, 2012
• ISBN: 9781843178231

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