The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Danger! It lurks at every corner. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it’s up to you to land the jet. What do you do? The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help: jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, illustrated instructions on everything you need to know FAST—from defusing a bomb to delivering a baby in the back of a cab. Providing frightening and funny real information in the bestselling tradition of The Paranoid’s Pocket Guide and The Hypochondriac’s Handbook, this indispensable, indestructible, take-with-you-anywhere guide is the definitive handbook for those times when life takes a sudden turn for the worse. The essential companion for a perilous age. Because you never know . . .
Praise for the Worst-Case Scenario Survival series
“The scenarios owe a debt to action flick clichés—how often do you find yourself leaping from rooftop to rooftop?—but their utter implausibility doesn’t make this read any less riveting.” —People
“What this book lacks in spiritual enlightenment, it more than makes up for with the practical advice you thought you’d never need.” —The Irish Times
“There is something for everyone. It has a wide range of scenarios from dangerous to just downright irritating . . . It is fun, witty, entertaining and you learn something along the way too.” —Quill Quotes
Joshua Piven
Joshua Piven is the coauthor, with David Borgenicht, of the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series. He lives in Philadelphia.
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook - Joshua Piven
PREFACE
Anything that can go wrong will.
—Murphy’s Law
Be prepared.
—Boy Scout motto
The principle behind this book is a simple one: You just never know.
You never really know what curves life will throw at you, what is lurking around the corner, what is hovering above, what is swimming beneath the surface. You never know when you might to be called upon to perform an act of extreme bravery and to choose life or death with your own actions.
But when you are called, we want to be sure that you know what to do. And that is why we wrote this book. We want you to know what to do when the pilots pass out and you have to land the plane. We want you to know what to do when you see that shark fin heading toward you. We want you to know how to make fire in the wilderness without any matches. We want you to know what to do in these and in dozens of other life-threatening situations, from being forced to jump from a bridge to being forced to jump from a car, from taking a punch correctly to outsmarting a charging bull, and from escaping a sniper to treating a bullet wound.
We were not survival experts ourselves when we undertook this project—just regular, everyday folk like you. Joshua grew up in the East—a street-smart city boy. David grew up in the West and spent his youth hiking and camping and fishing (even though his family used a Volkswagen van most of the time). We were just a couple of inquisitive journalists from different backgrounds who worried a lot and were interested in knowing how to survive a variety of crisis situations, likely or unlikely (mostly the latter). Together, we consulted experts in a variety of fields to compile the handbook you have before you. The information in this book comes directly from dozens of expert sources—stuntmen, physicians, EMT instructors, bomb squad officers, bullfighters, survival experts, scuba instructors, demolition derby drivers, locksmiths, sky divers, alligator farmers, marine biologists, and avalanche rescue patrol members, to name a few.
Within this book, you will find simple, step-by-step instructions for dealing with 40 life- and limb-threatening situations, with instructive illustrations throughout. We’ve also provided other essential tips and information—marked with red bullets—that you must know. Any and each of them could save your life. Ever wonder how you would deal with the kinds of situations that usually only come up when you are a movie action hero? Now you can find out. And then, like the Boy Scouts, you too will be prepared.
So keep this book on hand at all times. It is informative and entertaining, but useful, too. Get a copy and keep it in your glove compartment. Take it with you when you travel. Give a copy to your friends and loved ones. Because the Boy Scouts know what they’re talking about.
And you just never know.
—Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
CHAPTER 1
GREAT ESCAPES AND ENTRANCES
HOW TO ESCAPE FROM QUICKSAND
1 When walking in quicksand country, carry a stout pole—it will help you get out should you need to.
2 As soon as you start to sink, lay the pole on the surface of the quicksand.
3 Flop onto your back on top of the pole.
After a minute or two, equilibrium in the quicksand will be achieved, and you will no longer sink.
4 Work the pole to a new position: under your hips and at right angles to your spine.
The pole will keep your hips from sinking, as you (slowly) pull out first one leg and then the other.
5 Take the shortest route to firmer ground, moving slowly.
HOW TO AVOID SINKING
Quicksand is just ordinary sand mixed with upwelling water, which makes it behave like a liquid. However, quicksand—unlike water—does not easily let go. If you try to pull a limb out of quicksand, you have to work against the vacuum left behind. Here are a few tips:
• The viscosity of quicksand increases with shearing—move slowly so the viscosity is as low as