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    The First Humor Being: "In the Beginning, There Was a Wild and Crazy Tale..."
    The First Humor Being: "In the Beginning, There Was a Wild and Crazy Tale..."
    The First Humor Being: "In the Beginning, There Was a Wild and Crazy Tale..."
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    The First Humor Being: "In the Beginning, There Was a Wild and Crazy Tale..."

    By Bjarne O.

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    God's first attempt to create a human being – Valdi, not Adam - leads to an illuminating and comical journey. Even though God's blessed him with some knowledge of the distant future, Valdi is very unhappy with the way he was created – and he demands that God do something to make him feel better. As it turns out, God confesses that He's also unhappy about something...

    A crazy comic love drama for young people of all ages

    Coming Soon: THE STUDENT TAMER
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateJan 9, 2014
    ISBN9788799603503
    The First Humor Being: "In the Beginning, There Was a Wild and Crazy Tale..."

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