Dashiel Waitflaker: Deer Hunter
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It's a 'Thelma and Louise meets Pulp Fiction' encounter when fugitive Dashiel Waitflaker hitches a ride with truck driving Bambi and her pink teacup poodle, Adolf. From the moment Dash climbs into the hot pink eighteen-wheeler, the battle lines are drawn. When Bambi alters Dash's appearance to help keep him out of jail, there is no doubt these two are headed from one disaster to another. After accidently hitting a weigh scale officer in the head, then hearing on the news the officer was found dead, the two share fugitive status. Certain that the mounties are in hot pursuit, their relationship takes a number of turns for the worse. The purchase of a winning scratch-and-win lottery ticket creates more mutual distrust between the two, solved only by a marriage performed by Bambi's hot cross-dressing friend. An escape from the honeymoon suite in a police SWAT van, the purchase of an ingrate talking pink cockatoo and the need for the Jaws of Life to rescue Bambi from a Tim Horton's Drive-Thru lane interfere with their plans to leave Canada.
AmandaLyn Donogal
In total contrast to her alter-ego, AmandaLyn faces life with at best an irreverent gusto. Canadian born, she would much rather be living in warmer climates where handsome men wear fewer clothes. She admits to motherhood, however it is highly unlikely her children would admit to their relationship to her.
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