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Carla René
I am a professional stand-up comedienne, stage/tv/film actor and published author, but am now back in University, pursuing double-doctorates in Astrophysics and Applied Mathematics.I write stuff. S...view moreI am a professional stand-up comedienne, stage/tv/film actor and published author, but am now back in University, pursuing double-doctorates in Astrophysics and Applied Mathematics.I write stuff. Some people think I'm funny.I am on an eternal mission to prove to my parents that they should've used birth control.I have three unruly, whiny, maniacal, co-dependent and I-swear-they-drop-acid-behind-my-back cats who treat me as if I'm the hired help.I want to meet the guy who designed the little plastic thingy inside women's wallets so I can smoosh his head into one.I ask for so little.view less