The Bolds to the Rescue
By Julian Clary and David Roberts
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The Bolds—the hyena family successfully impersonating as humans—have become legendary in the animal kingdom. Soon their house is full of visitors hoping to learn how to pass as humans too. There's a crocodile who can't quite tame her appetite, a poodle who wants to be a famous singer, and runaway racehorses hiding from their owner. With so many houseguests, the Bolds have their hands (ahem, paws) full. Can they teach these outcast critters to survive in the human world?
Julian Clary
Julian Clary is a comedian, entertainer and novelist, who has toured across the world with his one-man shows. Julian has appeared on numerous popular TV shows including Celebrity Big Brother (which he won) and Strictly Come Dancing. He has starred in West End productions and appears in panto most years. He lives in London with his husband.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Bolds are back but this time, they are helping many new friends become human. The animal rumor mill has spread the news that The Bolds are hyenas pretending to be humans and that they rescue animals in need. From a crocodile who hates being stuck in the sewers, to a french poodle who wants to be a star, seagulls who just want to hang around, and even run away race horses that do not want to be turned into meat, The Bolds and Mr. McNumpty do their best to teach them all how to act like humans. As time passes, the house becomes too full, the expense of food, clothes etc. stretches The Bolds finances and they step up the training to get everyone out on their own. The story is a lot of fun. To see The Bolds teach the animals the way of the humans, about manners, food, clothes and also help them with a job (because they do need that one) is funny. We can't forget about Mr. Bold's corny jokes. Throughout the story we hear them as he tells them to the police to distract them and the animals to keep their spirits up. I loved that they are all included at the back of the book. Kids will love to tell these jokes to their family members, teachers and friends. Early chapter readers will love this book! There are a lot of black and white illustrations throughout to add to the story. Julian Clary's humour and distinctive style comes through the text. A book to be in every local, school, and family library. The publisher generously provided me with a copy of this book via Netgalley.
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The Bolds to the Rescue - Julian Clary
Bolds
First published in 2016 by Andersen Press Limited
First American edition published in 2017 by Carolrhoda Books
Published by arrangement with Andersen Press Limited
Text copyright © 2016 by Julian Clary
Illustrations copyright © 2016 by David Roberts
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Clary, Julian, author. | Roberts, David, 1970– illustrator.
Title: The Bolds to the rescue / by Julian Clary ; illustrated by David Roberts.
Description: First American edition. | Minneapolis : Carolrhoda Books, 2017. | Series: The Bolds | Originally published in London by Andersen Press in 2016. | Summary: The Bolds are a family of hyenas living as humans in a suburban house. But now their kindness to animal waifs and strays has become legendary, and more and more animals keep turning up to stay!
— Provided by publisher.
Identifiers: LCCN 2016015783 (print) | LCCN 2016034207 (ebook) | ISBN 9781512410228 (lb : alk. paper) | ISBN 9781512426892 (eb pdf)
Subjects: | CYAC: Hyenas—Fiction. | Animals—Fiction. | Impersonation—Fiction. | Teddington (London, England)—Fiction. | England—Fiction. | Humorous stories.
Classification: LCC PZ7.1.C59 Br 2017 (print) | LCC PZ7.1.C59 (ebook) | DDC [Fic]—dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2016015783
Manufactured in the United States of America
1-39570-21269-7/28/2016
9781512432688 mobi
9781512432695 ePub
9781512432701 ePub
For my parents, Peter and Brenda Clary
JC
For my nephew, Joel Roberts-Maloney
DR
Chapter 1
A word of warning before I start: it’s probably best to keep this book away from grown-ups. They just won’t understand it. They’ll say it’s a load of silly nonsense!
or ask, Why don’t you read something more sensible?
Well, grown-ups aren’t always right. (I’m a grown-up myself, so I should know.) They read boring newspapers and tedious, thick books with no pictures and no jokes in them where nothing interesting happens, ever.
So much happens in THIS book, I’m not even sure where to begin. It is a very unusual book. As you are about to find out. But unusual doesn’t mean it is silly or a load of nonsense. It is a true story. Make no mistake about it. You will understand that. Grown-ups won’t.
And if a grown-up happens to be reading this to you as a bedtime story, then they must keep their remarks to themself.
There, then. I’ve gotten that off my chest, so let’s begin.
Have you ever heard of the Bolds? You probably have. They’re a lovely family who live at 41 Fairfield Road in Teddington. They’re always laughing, always joking. Mr. Bold works in the local Christmas cracker factory, writing the jokes. Mrs. Bold makes and sells elaborate hats at the local market. And their twins, Betty and Bobby, are such sweet, adorable children.
Also living with them are Uncle Tony and Miranda, who they rescued from a safari park. Yes, that’s right, a safari park—you did hear me correctly. Because the Bolds are a rather unusual family who do unusual things. We all have secrets, but their secret is bigger and hairier than most . . .
You see, behind closed doors they’re not a family like yours or mine. A human family. Oh dear me, no. They’re a family of hyenas pretending to be humans—from the tips of their furry ears right down to their paws.
No one knows. Except us.
You’re probably in shock. Indeed, so was I when I first heard about them, but in actual fact it’s not as shocking as you might think. There are a lot of animals out there living their lives pretending to be humans. Giraffes who stack shelves in grocery stores, pigs who eat popcorn noisily all the way through films in the cinema, bulldogs who work outside nightclubs. In fact, the Bolds’ next-door neighbor, Mr. McNumpty, is an animal too. A grizzly bear. And while he and the Bolds have had their differences in the past, he’s now firm friends with them and pops over most evenings for a game of dominoes and a couple of pork chops.
Except for Tuesdays. There are no games of dominoes that night because Tuesday nights in the Bolds’ neat semi-detached house are very special. Tuesday nights are Grooming Night. You might think this means face masks and manicures, but you’d be wrong. In fact the Bolds, and deaf old Uncle Tony, and Miranda the marmoset monkey, all sit in a circle, scratching, rubbing, and nibbling each other, making sure all the loose fur comes out and any bits of mud or fluff that might be lurking there are removed. Not to mention the fleas . . .
Obviously they have to make sure the curtains are drawn and no one peeps in. Although we humans sometimes scratch and itch too, we aren’t often seen lying on our backs while our mothers nibble at our tummies with sharp teeth, or found licking each other’s ears with big, long tongues that reach right across our faces to the other ear and beyond.
Enjoyable and good for the Bolds as this is, the activity tickles too, so everyone at Number 41 ends up giggling and whooping with laughter. This just gets them in the mood to listen to some of Mr. Bold’s latest jokes:
Or:
And before long, on Tuesday nights in 41 Fairfield Road, everyone is rolling on the floor in laughter.
Now, one Tuesday evening, once the grooming was done and the twins had gone to bed, Mrs. Bold went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash and moisturize her friendly, furry face. The moment she sat on the toilet seat, she thought she heard a faint cough followed by a splashing sound. She cocked her ear to one side and listened intently. Hyenas have very good hearing.
Then she blinked in confusion as she realized the sounds she was hearing were coming from beneath her . . . from inside the toilet bowl!
But before she could jump up to take a look she felt a little nip on her bottom.
Shrieeek!
she cried and shot up into the air. She then peered cautiously into the toilet.
A head with two huge green eyes and a very long snout peered up at her and said in a deep, gravelly voice: So sorry! It’s only little me!
Whatever this creature was, he or she seemed to have a LOT of teeth . . .
Chapter 2
Good heavens!
said Mrs. Bold, peering into the toilet bowl. Why? Who? What on earth are you doing down there?
Pardon me,
the voice said. I live down in the sewers, and I’ve had ENOUGH of it!
And with a bit of a groan, the creature slid up and out of the toilet and then climbed to sit on the seat, shaking its head to flick off the water.
Mrs. Bold could see now that the unexpected visitor was a rather bewildered crocodile, almost as big as she was.
That’s better!
said the uninvited guest once she was dry. "How do you do?