The Bolds
By Julian Clary and David Roberts
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The Bold family seems fairly normal: they live in a nice house, the parents have good jobs, and they all love to have fun. One slight difference: they're hyenas. That's right—they're covered in fur, have tails tucked into their clothes, and really, really like to laugh.
For years, the Bolds have kept their true identities under wraps. But now the neighbors are getting suspicious, and the Bolds are getting homesick. During a trip to the local wildlife park, they meet an old hyena who is going to be put down, and the Bolds have to act fast to save him—without revealing their secret!
Julian Clary
Julian Clary is a comedian, entertainer and novelist, who has toured across the world with his one-man shows. Julian has appeared on numerous popular TV shows including Celebrity Big Brother (which he won) and Strictly Come Dancing. He has starred in West End productions and appears in panto most years. He lives in London with his husband.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sue and Spot are hyenas who love laughing. The plain where they lived was becoming a tourist attraction for those wanting to go on a safari. Not only were there more humans in the area, it was a fight to eat etc. When two humans, Fred and Amelia Bold, get eaten by crocodiles, Sue and Spot come up with an idea. They practised standing on two legs and even talking like humans. They decided they would take the clothing, money passports and airline tickets from the Bolds tent and head to England.
When they arrived in England they had to learn where and how to get food, cross the street and hide their tails. When they ran out of money they got jobs. They had babies and were living the life. When their grumpy, nasty old neighbour saw them, he got suspicious. Were they going to be found out? Would they end up in a zoo?
Lots of laughs and adventures with The Bolds. Early chapter readers will love this book! There are a lot of black and white illustrations throughout to add to the story. Julian Clary's humour and distinctive style comes through the text. A book to be in every local and school library.
I received a copy of this book from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5THE BOLDS by Julian Clary tells the hilarious story of a hyena family who disguise themselves as humans and move to the suburbs.When two hyena discover passports left by a human couple who were eaten by crocodiles, they decide to dress up as humans, get jobs, and live in the suburbs. What follows is a humorous tale of deception. The Bolds hide their tails, wear hats, and teach their children to act human. Although they’re always close to being caught, they manage to keep their secret until the neighbors get suspicious. The surprise ending will appeal to young readers.The author’s comedic sense is perfect for this silly story. The goofy situations and slapstick humor will appeal to middle grade readers.Librarians will find a huge audience for this fast-paced, funny story. An excellent selection for reluctant readers, children will be waiting in line for the next book in this entertaining animal series.Published by Lerner on March 1, 2016. ARC courtesy of the publisher.
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The Bolds - Julian Clary
Chapter
1
Telling lies is NEVER a good idea. I once told my friends that I was a sausage roll. I really, definitely was, I said. When they finally believed me, they squirted me with tomato ketchup and bit me on the leg.
Stop it!
I had to shout in the end. I’m not a sausage roll—I am a human being!
That taught me a lesson, I can tell you. I don’t tell lies any more. Ever.
So believe me when I say that the story I am going to tell you is ABSOLUTELY TRUE. It’s important that you know and understand this, because it is quite an extraordinary story. And funny. Funny peculiar. Very funny peculiar, in fact.
But true. Every word.
The first thing you need to understand before I begin this story is that for some reason human beings have grown rather full of themselves over the years. They now believe that they are far cleverer than all other living creatures.
This is a mistake. Just because humans can read and write and use knives and forks and computers, they think they are better than other animals? How stupid! Did you know that a squirrel can hide ten thousand nuts in the woods and remember where every single one of them is hidden? Well, I ask you: could you remember where you’d put ten thousand nuts?
Frogs can sleep with their eyes open. Can you?
A cat can lick its own bottom! How clever is that?
The truth is that animals are just as clever as people, but clever in different ways. Animals think people are the stupid ones sometimes.
Next time you pass a field of sheep, stop and look: they will stare back at you with a steady, sympathetic gaze. If you look closely, though, you might see them shake their heads—amused that we need to wear sweaters and coats made out of wool that grows perfectly naturally on their backs. What a silly business!
But anyway, back to my story. It begins ten years ago, far away in Africa. Africa, as you may know from photographs and television programs, is a very hot and beautiful place. There are forests and bush and vast open plains where lots of wild animals live—lions and elephants and giraffes. There are brightly colored birds that live in the trees, monkeys and gorillas, lizards, hyenas, porcupines and buffaloes. The place is teeming with life of every size and shape you can imagine.
And in Africa, let me tell you, the wild animals are also very clever. They watch human beings and chuckle to themselves. "Fancy going around cooped up in air-conditioned buses and cars and eating boring cooked food! Humans all look so uncomfortable!
We so-called ‘wild’ animals wander around freely,
they say to each other. Breathing the fresh air and eating fresh food that we catch or pick or graze for ourselves. Far better, in our humble opinion!
Which lifestyle seems nicer to you?
All the animals in Africa know that the cleverest among them are the hyenas. They aren’t the fastest or fiercest, or—let’s face it—the most beautiful, but they are smart and determined and work together to get what they want. They are very good at scavenging too.
But the thing hyenas do best, and which drives all the other animals crazy, is: they laugh.
In fact, they’re known as laughing hyenas. Long, loud shrieks and cackles.
They can outsmart a pride of lions by running circles around them, laughing and snorting, and then steal their dinner in the confusion.
To be honest with you, hyenas are not very popular among the other animals. Birds sing prettily, lions roar impressively, but the incessant laughter of the clever hyenas gives the other animals a headache.
Now then. There was once a large clan of hyenas living in the Masai Mara (which is a huge national park in Africa). And these particular hyenas laughed even more than most.
They lived in burrows near to a safari camp, where lots of tourists came to see the animals in their natural environment. Slowly these hyenas became accustomed to their strange visitors. They would creep ever closer to the camp, scavenging leftover food, getting bolder and bolder. Eventually, over time, they began to understand the human way of communicating—they learned to understand human languages.
There were a lot of English visitors at this particular safari camp, so after a while the hyenas began to copy their language and they started to talk. In fact, their first words to each other in English were:
One day, a honeymoon couple at the safari camp foolishly wandered into the bush alone with nothing but their backpacks for protection. Finding the African midday sun too hot for them, they slipped out of their khaki clothes and went for a dip in a pond. Big mistake. Some hungry crocodiles lived there and ate those silly humans for lunch.
Two of the English-speaking hyenas, called Spot and Sue, who were actually very much in love, saw what had happened and came to sniff around the couple’s discarded items.
Hey!
said Spot to Sue. Come and look at this!
And he handed her two passports, pulled from one of the bags.
Well, well!
exclaimed Sue. The poor dears were called Fred and Amelia Bold. May they rest in peace.
The two hyenas stopped for a moment and bowed their heads as they thought about the poor dead humans.
But hyenas are known to be opportunistic creatures, and sure enough, Sue soon had a very daring idea.
Can you walk on your hind legs, dear?
she asked Spot.
Then listen,
Sue said excitedly. These clothes look like they might fit us. We could put them on and go back to the safari camp as Fred and Amelia Bold!
Then what?
asked Spot, frowning.
Don’t you see?
said Sue. This is our way out of here. I’ve always fancied living in England. Apparently it isn’t as hot as Africa and the humans there love lining up. That would make a nice change from always fighting and diving in for scraps of meat here with the rest of the hyena clan. This is our chance for a new life!
Oh my!
said Spot with an incredulous laugh. That is one BOLD idea! Do you really think we could get away with it?
Why not?
said Sue as she continued to look through the dead couple’s belongings.
"Look, here are two plane tickets, drivers licenses, house keys, car keys—and our new address: 41 Fairfield Road, Teddington,in Middlesex,