Secrets of a Christmas Elf: The latest festive blockbuster from the author of smash-hit Diary of a Christmas Elf
By Ben Miller
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It's business as usual in the run up to Christmas at Santa's Workshop - and toy elves Holly and Tog are busy making gifts for children all around the world. But Father Christmas isn't feeling well, and Holly is worried that things won't be finished on time. Inventing a robot to help out with festive duties seems like a fantastic idea, until Father Christmas is KIDNAPPED and a race against time to save him and the big day begins.
A funny and heartwarming story from the King of Christmas, Ben Miller – the perfect sized gift for all the family! Discover the magic of life as a Christmas Elf in all three laugh-out-loud stories that will take you round the world on Santa’s sleigh, including Diary of a Christmas Elf and the brand new Adventures of a Christmas Elf – OUT NOW!
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Ben Miller
Ben Miller is the bestselling author of magical stories for the whole family: The Night I Met Father Christmas, The Boy Who Made the World Disappear, The Day I Fell into a Fairy Tale, How I Became a Dog Called Midnight, Diary of a Christmas Elf, and The Night We Got Stuck in a Story. He is an actor, director, and comedian best known for The Armstrong & Miller Show, the Johnny English and Paddington films, BBC’s Death in Paradise, and recent Netflix smash Bridgerton.
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Secrets of a Christmas Elf - Ben Miller
The Festive Blockbuster From
Ben Miller
Secrets of a Christmas Elf
Christmas Magic, Delivered!
Secrets of a Christmas Elf, by Ben Miller, UK Children'sTo Billy, Beth, Jude and Dylan
Property of Holly Christmas, aged 155 ¾
This diary is secret!
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
Sunday 28 October
Dear Diary,
Really worried about Dad.
He’s not as young as he used to be. He’s coming up to his 566th birthday, and I think it’s all getting too much for him.
I know it’s only October, but when I think of all the things he has to do before Christmas, my mind boggles.
First on the list is the grotto here at the North Pole, when he meets all the elf children of the village, marking the start of the season. Then he’s off on tour around the world, visiting nurseries, schools, shopping centres, fairs and just about everything in between. If that wasn’t enough, on Christmas Eve he has to deliver at least one present to every child in the entire world!
Every child on the Nice List, that is.
This morning at breakfast, he couldn’t stop sneezing. I think he’s coming down with something and Mum had to find him a fresh hanky. Then another one. It was gross. Not that any of my nine older brothers and sisters noticed – they were all too busy arguing over the last toffee apple.
I wish there was some way I could help him.
This morning at breakfast, he couldn’t stop sneezing
Monday 29 October
I’ve had one of my ideas!
When I got to the Workshop, I suggested to Steinar, the Right-Hand Elf, that when December comes, I could stand in for Dad in the grotto, to give him a break. But he just laughed at me.
‘Ridiculous!’ he snorted. ‘Imagine, all those excited elf children turning up to meet Father Christmas, and all they get is his daughter Holly! There’ll be riots!’
‘But listen!’ I said excitedly, as an idea began to take shape. ‘I could disguise myself as him! I could put on a false beard and stuff a cushion up my jacket.’
Steinar pulled a face. Now that Ola, the Left-Hand Elf, was in prison for stealing toys, Steinar was in charge of practically everything to do with Christmas. And, in my opinion, it had gone to his head.
‘Children aren’t stupid, you know,’ he sniffed. ‘You’ve got no wrinkles. They’d guess straight away.’
‘Why don’t you do it, then?’ I replied. ‘You’ve got loads.’
Steinar’s eyes widened, and I realised I must have said something rude.
‘Sorry,’ I added hastily. ‘That came out wrong.’
‘May I remind you,’ he said tetchily, ‘that whoever your parents may be, you remain a junior toymaking elf. And a fairly mediocre one at that, judging by your recent toy quotas. Drones are going to be really popular this year, and yesterday you only made 6,492 of them. You worry about your work, and leave me to worry about Father Christmas.’
Tuesday 30 October
One day till Halloween!
There’s going to be a party on the ice rink, where everyone dresses up as their favourite scary character. It’s the last chance for us Workshop Elves to blow off some steam before the Christmas rush, and we all make lots of effort with our costumes.
During our hot-chocolate-and-marshmallow break this morning, I decided to tell my best friend Tog I was going as Taffeta Hound, the Naughtiest Girl Alive. She’s famous here at the North Pole, because she’s been on the Naughty List every year since she was born. That means she has never, ever had a present from Father Christmas!
In fact, a couple of years ago – I remember, because it made the headline of the North Pole News – she put her younger brother in the washing machine on Christmas Eve! She pressed the button to turn the machine on, and if her grandmother hadn’t happened to check up on her, he’d have been boil-washed with their baby sister’s nappies. My dad was so cross that instead of a present, he gave Taffeta a piece of coal in her stocking. He’s always threatening to do that to naughty kids and gives in at the last minute, but this time he actually followed through.
When I told Tog about my plan to go to the Halloween party dressed as Taffeta, he went quiet.
‘Oh,’ he said. ‘I thought we might go together.’
‘Really?’ I asked. ‘As what?’
‘Max and Ola.’
I guess I need to explain who Max and Ola are. Basically, they’re baddies and last year, they tried to steal Christmas!
It was a huge scandal, because Ola was Dad’s Left-Hand Elf, which is a really important job and Dad trusted him. And I really trusted Max. He was a Workshop Elf just like me and Tog, and he and I used to be ice-skating partners.
Anyway, it turned out that Ola was really Grimm Grimmsson in disguise! He used to be a big businessman at the North Pole, making shoes for humans, but he went bankrupt and stole his workers’ pensions. Max is his son, and the two of them were secretly plotting to steal all the toys and