Cats are from Felinia
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This is a short book that is comically written about the ever-so-false history and cats and why they behave the way they do. The Preface explains it all. You can see the by the author's style of writing that he once was a on-air radio personality. It's a cute book for the whole family.
Michael Larrimore
Mike is a father of 2 lovely daughters, grandfather of 2 and a former on-air radio personality and now a published author
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Cats are from Felinia - Michael Larrimore
Cats Are From Felinia
A Comically Fictional Book on Cat History and Behavior
By: Mike Larrimore
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First Edition
Copywrite © 2013 Mike Larrimore
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Preface
I am a cat owner. In fact, presently, as of this writing, I have the pleasure of being surrounded by seven cats. Except for only a few points in my life, I have kept the company of at least one feline.
Cats have displayed behaviors that can be described in a myriad of ways, depending on each exhibited behavior. They have proven to be extremely loving and at the same time aloof. They can be comical in their antics and in the next minute