A Brief History of Space Cats and the Care and Feeding Thereof

By Sarah Ever

Space Cats are from Space! Then again, you probably knew that. If you didn't, you're one book behind.
Sarah Ever, the main character from "Space Cats from Space," presents "A Brief History of Space Cats, and the Care and Feeding Thereof" for your enjoyment and informational consumption.
These entries form a resource for feline companions (humans) to help ease the transition from cat "owner" to their true role as caretaker and, possibly, human slave.
Please enjoy this encyclopedia traveling almost all the way from A to Z!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ivey Books
• Release date: Jul 21, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370229710

Sarah Ever

Sarah Ever (pronounced “eve-er”) is a fictional character in the Space Cats universe written by Nicki Ivey. She is the proud owner of four Space Cats: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. Currently, she knows only one other human capable of Space Cat comprehension, Officer Douglas Line, and is looking forward to exploring that relationship. Together, thy have a tiny little issue looming over their heads, but it’s nothing that they can’t deal with. There will be more Space Cats stories to come!

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If you are reading this, you may know quite a fair bit about your cats.

That primarily, they can talk, and often, they can talk an awful lot.

Secondarily, that they are not from Earth. Well, the current generations are, and have been for thousands of years.

But the first group? Not from Earth.

And beyond that, you may have experienced the Revelation (if your felines didn’t botch it). You may have some experience with catnip farming.

Perhaps you’ve seen their ships.

Been injected with some nanites?

Or perhaps decided you just might not be a cat person after all.

Please rest assured that all of these feelings are natural. I’ve been there myself.

At one point, I considered abandoning my responsibilities to my feline family. I am thankful that ultimately I did not make that decision, and my four brothers didn’t let me down.

This A to Z guide to space cats should hopefully answer some of the questions you might have regarding the discovery in your life, although I do encourage you to get whatever answers you can directly from the feline(s) in your household.

You may also find, as you read, that some letters are under-represented, while other letters have more than one entry. Please forgive me. As I learn more about the cats, I will fill in the gaps as I can. Future editions may be acquired at the first point of purchase if your vendor allows.

Admiral Fluffybutt

I apologize for diving into the deep end on your first day, but one cannot discuss the history of Space Cats without mentioning the admiral.

Admiral Fluffybutt is the aunt of the four brothers in my household. A statuesque calico, she doesn’t resemble them in the least, unless you take into account her body language. When Inky is stressed, and in need of control, his body language is precisely like Admiral Fluffybutt.

But that may be neither here nor there.

From what I have learned, Admiral Fluffybutt’s given name was Twiggy and she is nearly as old as her name implies. She has taken full advantage of her nanites and their life-prolonging techniques, living far past the usual lifespan for felines with which we are familiar. She took advantage of a common practice, wandering off when her age and good health might have grown suspect, and took up a covert position with her promotion to Admiral.

Since then, she has led with an iron paw. She will brook no failures. Accepting anything less than the best is not in her vocabulary.

Admiral Fluffybutt is not to be trusted. Make no mistake;