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    Patio Sex: The French Connection
    Patio Sex: The French Connection
    Patio Sex: The French Connection
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    Patio Sex: The French Connection

    By M. J. Roberts

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    Two southern guys, once French woman, and a public place.

    What could possibly happen?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherM. J. Roberts
    Release dateAug 2, 2013
    ISBN9781301323562
    Patio Sex: The French Connection
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    M. J. Roberts

    Mariah J. RobertsWith 2 million copies of her stories in circulation worldwide, Roberts is known for witty dialogue, stunning metaphor, exciting plot twists, fast-paced action, and scenes that sizzle.Award-winning author including first place in the prestigious Summer Lovin’ Romance Literary Contest 2015 for Risk Your Heart.Roberts’ creates characters who feel like your most cherished friends. She has written sixteen novels, an erotica anthology, a movie screenplay, twenty short stories, and a collection of poems.Roberts is from New York but lives in the South for endless comic material. A self-proclaimed nap expert with constant cravings for hot musicians and cool superheroes, she’s married to a professional drummer (A.K.A. The Rock and Roll God). She's too busy tormenting imaginary characters and counting her blessing to pursue her longtime dream of Rock n’ Roll stardom herself. Her ‘I’m with the band’ status and access to a bunch of real-life alpha bad boys means she’s always saying ‘Anything you say can and will appear in print. Names will be changed to protect the guilty.’

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      Patio Sex – The French Connection

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