Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown (Part 1)

By OJ Wolfsmasher

What does it look like when an author rage-quits her or his culture? It probably looks a lot like this parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. I'm so sorry. (With special appearances by Justin Bieber and superchef Bobby Flay.)

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bard and Book
• Release date: Feb 18, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301244485

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Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown

Part 1

by OJ Wolfsmasher

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Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown

Part 1

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by OJ Wolfsmasher

The following is a work of fiction, and is totally made up. Any resemblance between actual people living or dead, events, or locales would be really weird, don't you think? I mean, this story is almost comically unrealistic, amirite?

Damn my hair, damn it all to hell! Of all the days to be uncooperative, why today? And of all the roommates/plot devices in the world, why did God saddle me with the practically perfect Catherine Winchesterson? And of all the days for her to contract her first common cold, I mean ever, why did it have to be the day she's scheduled to interview the most wealthy and good-looking industrialist in the world? And of all the people to fill in for her, why did it have to be me? And if I keep asking questions like this,