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Quake City
Quake City
Quake City
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Andre met his best friend Amy on a night like tonight. The way Amy tells it she had to stop him from climbing over the bar at Aunty Bob’s to punch the bartender, though if you ask Andre he’ll say, “What? That never happened. I don’t even know what you’re saying to me right now.”
Now Amy is worryingly missing in action, and Andre goes to Aunty Bob’s on a quest to find her. No sooner does he walk in with his depressingly heterosexual date than his best hat is spirited away by a lesbian in the throes of breaking up with her girlfriend. She in turn has it stolen from her when she starts a fight with two twinks at the bar. The hat makes its way around Aunty Bob’s from one head to another, giving glimpses into the dozens of stories playing out at the same time, unaware of each other but colliding in catastrophic ways. Can Andre find Amy before this party devolves into a nightmare of broken hearts, malevolent drag queens, and spontaneous human combustion? Or has it always happened this way, every night, at Aunty Bob’s Quake City Club?

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Release dateAug 11, 2020
ISBN9781635557244
Quake City
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St John Karp

St John Karp is an ornamental hermit who likes to live near exciting things, so he can not go to them. He has an undying love for the unusual, the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, and toast. He spends his time writing about himself in the third person and trying to understand the milk aisle at the supermarket, often after one too many bottles of Château de Bauchery. Quake City is his third novel.

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