Last-Minute Love (Year of the Chick series)

By Romi Moondi

[Book 2 in the "Year of the Chick" series]

What's a girl to do when she meets the Internet man of her dreams, he's better than she expected, but he lives an ocean away? And let's not forget her parents,who are trying to lock her up in arranged-marriage doom...

In this fast-paced story of culture clash and romantic pursuits, there's a big fat Indian wedding, the struggle to keep a long-distance flame alive, and an unexpected mystery man who could set a new course in motion.

All the while, our heroine abandons what was once an all-consuming man-search, which helps her remember the person she used to be, and the person she hopes to become; the history-loving nerd, the hopeless romantic, and the emerging author with dreams of ditching the corporate rat race.

This is the book of living in the moment, making the grand gesture, and putting it all on the line. This is when Romi Narindra comes alive...

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"Last-Minute Love" is book two in the fictional "Year of the Chick" series. It follows closely from book one, but contains enough detail to be read as a stand-alone. Book three entitled "Never or Forever" is available now!
LENGTH: 74,000 words or approximately 280 pages
DISCLAIMER: this book contains occasional profanities and mild sexual references

• Language: English
• Publisher: Romi Moondi
• Release date: Jun 6, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476304076

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Last-Minute Love

(book 2 in the Year of the Chick Series)

Published by Romi Moondi at Smashwords

Copyright 2012 Romi Moondi

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[NOTE: this is book 2 in the series, and if you haven’t yet read the first, it’s FREE and it’s called Year of the Chick!]

[LENGTH: 74,000 or approximately 280 printed pages]

This book is dedicated to an unforgettable muse. You once pursued near-impossible possibilities, and that’s why this book was written.

Chapter One

A woman in a studded collar, leather bikini, and fishnet stockings stared at me from behind the glass.

Luckily she was only a mannequin, dressed in the finest gear this Toronto sex shop had to offer.

I turned my attention back to the puddles I was avoiding, as I hurried my way up Yonge Street. This seemingly never-ending street began at Lake Ontario and ended a few towns later, but the twenty-minute patch between the touristy Dundas Square and swanky Bloor Street was something you’d describe as...eclectic. At least that’s what a tourist magazine might call it. I’d call it borderline insane.

It’s not that I was too uptight to be seen around a sex shop (yeah right...I’ll go with sweet tender lovemaking with the lights OFF, thank you very much), it’s that it wasn’t consistently-themed as a sex neighbourhood. It was an everything neighbourhood.

Intimidating Scientology center.

Tattoo parlour.

Hole-in-the-wall nail salon.

Jewellery store.

Sex shop.

Dollar Bonanza.

Pretentious book store that only carries leather-bound titles.

McDonald’s.

It was Toronto with multiple-personality disorder, and it definitely made our city...unique. The people were a perfect match, as even now at eleven a.m., there was a little bit of everything here. From precious old ladies in cute wool hats, to sullen teenage girls who’d traded high school for the cautionary life (short denim skirts and last night’s eyeliner were the dead giveaways). As for me, the casually-dressed Indian girl with long hair hanging freely, I didn’t really belong to this late-morning crowd. With jeans, tall boots, a flowing scarf and layered tops, you would instantly mistake me for a wannabe writer. As a matter of fact that’s exactly what I was, but on a full-time basis I belonged to the cubicle tribe, where all its members were hard at work making millions for the man. I’d be back to that soon enough, but today was my chance to escape.

Today was my twenty-ninth birthday.

A grey April morning wasn’t really helping me celebrate, but at least the rain had stopped, leaving a cool damp air in its wake.

And puddles.

I skipped over this latest one and continued on, as the normalized world of over-priced shopping and expensive eateries slowly came into view. I was a mere two blocks from Bloor Street now, with Toronto’s trendy Yorkville up ahead. There was something about being around rich people who didn’t have jobs that inspired my writing. I never even ended up writing about them in detail, but somehow they were word-count triggers. Maybe the expensive perfume was a hallucinogen.

Before I could start envisioning a steaming latte and the perfect window seat, I realized I’d let my guard down for a moment too long. The attractive young man with the clipboard now had me in his sights, and idiot that I was, I hadn’t even bothered to grab my phone to pretend I was busy.

Nice boots, he said, with the slightest air of seduction. It was just enough to make me blush thereby acknowledging his existence. Dammit.

I nodded and hurried past him. But of course it wasn’t over.

He quickened his pace and caught up in seconds. I’ve got a question for you: do you think panda bears are cute?

This was a classic trick question of the clipboard-wielding solicitor. If I said no he would accuse me of hating all endangered species, and if I said yes he’d have me signing donation forms in the middle of the street within seconds.

I’m sorry but I’m really busy, I said, gazing at the ground to avoid any chance of eye-contact (the last thing I needed was to humanize the volunteer).

An elderly couple coming from the opposite direction were suddenly in his way. It was an anti-charity gift from above, and I gave my thanks by speed-walking the hell away. It’s not that I didn’t respect the hard work of volunteers, but what about the freedom of choice? I contributed to charities now and then, but I did so after hearing about them in related conversation, or from searches I’d done online. Then I’d do my little background checks to find out where the money really went. Like buying an actual fruit tree for an African village? It’s a tree and it’s going in the ground, I support this!

Lost in my troubled thoughts about charitable entrapment, I heard the distinct sound of footsteps hitting the pavement in a sprint.

The next thing I knew the cute volunteer (now looking a bit sweaty) was staring me in the face.

My jaw dropped, and then quickly re-formed into a scowl. Excuse me, but you can’t just chase people in the street when they have places to be! Like you’re CHASING me! A few people turned to listen.

I CAN chase you, he smugly said. And I am.

With teeth fully-clenched I spoke. Get...the hell...away from me. I knew he understood, as he rolled his eyes, put on a fake smile, and set to work approaching somebody else.

I shook my head at the state of our current world. Yes, we had eluded telemarketers by putting ourselves on do not call lists, but now we had to run through the streets to protect our freedom? This was just the sort of thing to put off otherwise generous people from being charitable. Which would probably result in the eventual extinction of pandas.

Life in the big city...

***

Safe inside the café and free of all solicitors, I finally took out some cash to pay the latte girl. When I gave her the money my hand grazed her perfectly-moisturized palm. The feeling made me smile, not because I was leaning towards lesbianism these days, but because I, who in the past had been known to mash up hand lotions and foot creams to achieve the perfect softness, could certainly appreciate the effort.

I found a table right by the window, the perfect observational perch. As my laptop hummed to life, I took the first sip of non-fat toffee-nut heaven. At that exact moment, I heard two eager halves of a mouth snap shut on a ginger molasses cookie. My acute hearing alerted me to some licking of the lips as well. I didn’t even have to turn to see the ecstasy-filled expression on the person’s face. I know the feeling. A year and a half ago that person was me, chomping on cookies to fill the void, and obsessing over love long lost. So much had changed since then.

But had it?

My laptop now greeted me with an always stirring desktop photo. One side of the picture was a handsome man with sandy brown hair, bright blue eyes, and the smile of a distinguished gentleman. Right next to him, snuggled up to his cheek and feeling oh-so-proud to have scored such a catch...was me. My long strands of hair from that windy day were slightly obscuring the backdrop, but the scene of Central Park wrapped in a blanket of fresh snow was unmistakeable.

This man, the ever-charming screenwriting Brit James Caldwell, was living proof that accidental encounters on the Internet didn’t always lead to the dreaded kidnap/murder scenario. At least not yet...some killers take time.

And what about James, anyway?

The man of "Jude Law wishes and Daniel Craig dreams. He’d put New York City right on my map, and left me with an imprint slightly more elegant than an I Love New York" tramp-stamp, but equally as permanent.

And yet...he’d been back in Barcelona for months, a place that could’ve been the frickin’ moon if stone-cold reality had anything to say. I looked around the café and saw a couple with interlocked fingers, which somehow made me think of my parents. Weird. They were planning my sister’s wedding, and would make sure I stayed on my leash until they planned out mine (with an Internet-ordered groom...free shipping!).

Score one for stone-cold reality, score zero for Romi Narindra.

But I wasn’t a victim anymore, oh no! I shook my head firmly like a psycho at a table full of imaginary friends. First of all, I had learned to deflect Indian lawyers discovered by my father via meddling matchmakers (quick-fix solution: faking illness and vomiting-on-demand), and secondly...I had a book! I pulled the stack of pages from my bag, this manuscript getting more and more creased (and latte-stained) by the day. My barely legible notes were the result of James’s instrumental feedback. Because of all that scrawled-out advice, I’d gone from inconsequential blogger to someone with a story to tell. And all I’d needed was a gin-and-tonic-drinking, green-olive-popping, foreign-language-speaking debonair artist on my side.

But was he even on my side anymore?

He definitely wasn’t on my literal side, made perfectly clear by the vacant seat at the table, but I wondered where he’d be once my book was out in the world. Cheering me on from across the sea? Like an invisible sailor on a Pirates of the Caribbean ghost ship? That surely wouldn’t be enough, nor would anything in the realm of love, if I couldn’t reach out and touch it.

New rule: no more dates that require airplanes!

The conversation in my head ended quickly, when I noticed the nearby couple massaging each other’s wrists in a face-to-face soul-mate moment.

What if a lonely widower saw this display? I wanted to say. Show some consideration! All caught up in this inner outrage, my elbow slid off the table, and all my precious pages scattered to the floor. As I crouched down to gather them up (with the love-struck couple looking down at me from their pedestal of supremacy), a card popped out of the stack.

The birthday card from James.

My manuscript suddenly turned into a pile of junk mail, as I flipped open the card to read the message I’d already memorized.

Four lines later I was done, once again amazed at how something so simple could be a bonus scene from Gone with the Wind.

My gaze switched quickly from the pages of my book to the card. Then to the totally obnoxious couple. Then back to the card. Imagining myself as a huge bestseller who would one day own a jet to visit all her lovers, I gathered up the pages and tossed the card into the bag. For bag’s eyes only.

Settled back in my seat now, I chugged my latte like a hockey player chugs water in-between shifts (minus the part where I spray it all over my face). I returned my attention to the laptop, and opened up the document that awaited all the edits. This story, about a quest to find love and avoid arranged marriage, was somewhat auto-biographical...and entirely embarrassing. The worst parts to recount were the pressures of arranged-marriage doom, since for me those were the facts of real life.

One day I’ll look back and laugh.

I gazed out the window for a moment, this ritzy stretch of Bloor Street lined with Prada and Chanel displayed before me. Fashionably-dressed women in their forties walked by, popping out like gemstones on a cloudy day.

Must be nice, I muttered, suddenly feeling inspired. What IS IT about rich people?

I stretched my arms and began the final re-write of my very first book, the novel called Year of the Chick…

***

When I opened the big glass door to the Royal Ontario Museum, street sounds were replaced with the excited chatter of museum revelers. After several hours spent writing and now this, there was no nerdier way I could’ve spent my birthday (barring a game of chess against myself). The area was packed with school children wrapping up their field trips, and tourists just now piling in. I pushed past all of them, heading straight to the VIP queue.

A middle-aged woman with a long-forgotten grown-out perm (she’s obviously not getting bi-annual perms from her daughter like my mom gets from me), an oversized navy museum blazer, and a thin-lipped smile waited patiently, as I fumbled through my bulging wallet. Having a bulging wallet always made me feel important, like a pimp who couldn’t keep his stack of cash in a tidy bank roll, since his ho’s had been working so much overtime. Unlike a pimp’s commission though, my wallet was empty on cash and full of useless points cards instead, ones that would earn me a trip to Paris in approximately eighty years. I eventually filtered through the plastic, finding my membership card and handing it to the blazer-wearing lady.

Most of our year-round members are seniors, she mused, as her gaze switched from my photo to my not-so-senior face.

She handed back the card and nodded in approval.

Or pity.

It was unclear.

I shrugged my shoulders and smiled as I took in the possibilities. Dinosaurs to my left, South East Asia to my right, and my personal favourites up above (Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt).

I decided to skip the elevator, opting for a curvy stone staircase with a totem pole in the middle. I stared at each face on the totem pole as I climbed the steps, with the full curiosity of the book-reading nerd I used to be. At home I had a bookcase stacked with everything from an entire giant book on Van Gogh, to about twenty different books on Ancient Egypt. Meanwhile I’d completely forgotten they existed for the whole of last year, so obsessed I’d become with finding a man. Now that the quest for love was on hold (or up in the air...or on hiatus...or hopeless?), I was finally getting back to my roots. Which apparently made me the only Torontonian under seventy with a museum membership.

I made it to the third floor and entered the hall of Ancient History. Everything smelled a bit dead, but it wasn’t the kind of dead smell that would emanate from the home of a lonely person missing in action. Instead it was a dusty mummy linens and disintegrating ancient bones kind of dead. It was basically my aphrodisiac, right up there with a medium-ripe mango.

Usually I would stop to admire the Roman busts of Trajan and the like, but this time I zipped down the massive corridor to the dimly lit area beyond…Ancient Egypt.

Part of me was disappointed by how this exhibit hadn’t been updated since I was in high school (I expect more from you, Canadian government!), but the other part of me thought it was convenient to know exactly where everything was.

My power-walk slowed down when I spotted her several feet ahead.

Cleopatra.

I’d always preferred the Ancient Egyptian depiction of this icon, and even though most of the paint had caked away from this ancient bust, she appeared resplendent.

We meet again.

I didn’t find it odd that I was speaking to a bust, as I’d already come to see her three times since I activated my membership. We’re on speaking terms now. Besides, if there were ever a statue to talk to yourself in front of, it had to be the legendary Cleopatra. It was the little known things about Cleopatra that impressed me the most, like how when she and her brother Ptolemy ruled as teenagers, she had his name removed off all important documents and coins so she could rule alone. Something like that was extremely badass, and I would totally do the same to my waste-of-space brother if we found ourselves ruling Toronto. On a larger scale though, I was more than impressed by Cleopatra’s way with men.

Did you really roll yourself into a rug and get delivered to Caesar? I asked. Alexandria to Rome seems far. Toronto to Barcelona is farther. Should I move?

She wouldn’t say.

Seriously that’s a damn grand gesture. I sighed. Why can’t I be that bold? And is that what it takes to get noticed? The rug ‘n roll?

Cleopatra wasn’t very good at giving advice.

I knew I was being a little crazy right now, but in my defense, I was fitting in just fine with the senile demographic of the average museum member.

Do men even buy rugs these days? Like what if I rolled myself in a rug, but the guy’s all like ‘You must have the wrong person. I just got my hardwood floors put in.’ I shook my head. See? You had it easy.

I scowled at Cleopatra for a moment, but quickly remembered she was on my side.

I stroked her stony tresses of hair when no one was looking, and then I made a secret birthday wish: In the next year, please help me find the courage to make a Cleopatra-worthy grand gesture...

Chapter Two

Do people need a license to use an umbrella? Is this what society has come to?

I often had this thought on rainy days in the city, when small clumsy women wielded big clear umbrellas, with a complete lack of skills in circumference-management. My sensible black umbrella got pushed to the side by a clear and plastic menace yet again, but I pushed back just as hard and kept my pace. My two office besties Eleanor and Amy followed closely behind.

The Italian restaurant up ahead was a beacon of warmth and coziness, with just a few more paces to go. At last I opened the old wooden door, its hinges squeaking loudly to greet us. The soft classical music and eclectic scenery paintings were an instant escape from our retail corporate office, and the area in which it resided. This neighbourhood of ours had a handful of decent restaurants, no doubt, but otherwise midtown Toronto lacked a certain shine. Overall the hot spots were scarce and the man-parade was basically a dog show. The same lack of eye-candy permeated our office, as our male VPs took extra-special care to hire young female hotties whenever possible.

My friend Eleanor was one such female hottie. Even in gloomy April, when the breeze brought a chill and the rain beat hard against the restaurant window, she looked gorgeous. Not even a single strand of her long brown curls was out of place. To think this was her low-effort office look. Luckily she was smart and hilarious too, which was the reason we could actually be friends. She draped her coat over her seat and sat down, smiling at me as I struggled to remove my own (my own fault for wearing too-tight coats because I’m always afraid of looking boxy).

So how was your birthday off work? she asked.

As exhilarating as my birthday had felt, a story about editing a book and then going to the museum would bore any human to tears. So I chose my words carefully. And briefly. Productive and inspiring. Now let’s eat!

Eleanor raised an eyebrow. Hold on...you started the final re-write of your book yesterday. This is a BIG deal, so stop glossing over it!

I sighed and looked out the window, replacing the rainy scene with a fantasy where I wound up selling millions of copies. Then I remembered reality. This won’t be a big deal until people start reading the book, leaving reviews, telling their friends...and all of that assumes I will actually find a few readers! I frowned. Anybody can self-publish, but telling a story that people care about? I shook my head. We’ll see.

We WILL see, said Eleanor. I have a feeling about you. She smiled at me knowingly, while Amy tossed her menu at the table’s edge.

I already know what I want, said Amy. Tons of food and to go back to work as late as possible!

I nodded. Ugh, I know. Having a day off work in the middle of the week blows. Sucks being back... My voice trailed off as my face disappeared into the menu.

So what if you’re back at the office? said Amy. At least you got promoted! She punched my shoulder in a way that would leave a mark. Ouch! Amy may have come in a small package, but with two years of boxing classes she could take down an army of ninjas. At first glance you’d never guess it, with her warm inviting smile, soft brown hair to her shoulders, and matching big brown eyes. But it was there, always bubbling underneath the surface.

I’d actually been missing Amy’s abuse, since I’d moved two floors away from her and Eleanor, the result of my recent promotion. It didn’t seem like a big distance, but different floors were like different time zones at our office. Now we would only see each other on scheduled coffee breaks. Tragic. How I’d convinced the higher-ups I was actually doing a good job was a new accomplishment in bullshitting. It also meant a lot more responsibility in planning weekly promotions, and a brand new boss I was having some trouble figuring out. Maybe if he actually showed up for work more than twice a week...

For now I was simply glad that my employer was clueless to my far-fetched dream: save all my money, take a year off, and move to Paris to write my next book. And maybe run into James while I’m there. Like every weekend or so. Whatever. The only thing I had to figure out was not running out of money in the first two months. And not having my strict Indian parents kill me, for embarking on a coming-of-age adventure that was clearly ten years too late. The last thing they wanted was their unmarried daughter going off on a Parisian adventure. In fact, the only adventure they wanted me to have