Ask A Gay Guy

By Gabriel Mendez

After one year of answering questions from you, the readers, the Q&As have been collected to create the first ever "Ask a Gay Guy" book. You can find answers to some tough questions about life, love and some really gay stuff. From "does it hurt?" to "how do I find a date?" you can get all your questions answered here. We all have questions. Why not "ask a gay guy?"
A portion of the proceeds goes towards Youth First Texas.
www.askagayguy.net

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gabriel Mendez
• Release date: Nov 7, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301084418

Gabriel Mendez

Writer of stuff.

Book preview

How Do You Know?

Dear Gay Guy,

How do you know you’re gay if you’ve never had sex with a girl?

Love,

Caleb

Well, how do you know if you’re straight if you’ve never had sex with a guy? I’m kidding, of course! Or am I?

Some gay men, I’ve heard, have had sex with women. But that just may be an urban legend. Some guys just know. It’s instinct, honey! Personally, I’ve had crushes on girls, but the idea of touching their soft spots, for me, is a pass. It’s not gross or horrifying or anything like that. Girl's parts just don’t set my panties ablaze, if you know what I mean. What can I say, I’m a gay guy.

I totally get the whole how do you know you don’t like it unless you try it kinda thing. I really do. But you know what? I’ve never tried watching a Tyler Perry movie. Why? Because, like vaginas, it doesn’t make me laugh, it’s boring, and I’m just not into it.

I kid, I kid!! Except about the Tyler Perry thing. Just dreadful!

Love,

G.G.

Do You Ever Wish...?

Dear Gay Guy,

Do you ever wish you were a woman?

Love,

Cheryl

Cheryl, don’t be jelly ‘cause gay men look better in heels than you, sweetie! Uh, you might be confusing gay men with someone else. Gay men, as far as I can tell, LOVE being men. And just to clarify, drag queens and transvestites, also LOVE being men. You might be thinking of transgendered individuals who feel they are women born with a man's junk.

Maybe you’re wondering where all the effeminate, girly qualities come from in a gay guy. Well, sometimes, it’s just so hard to contain all the gayness one has inside and it just bursts out in sparkles and rainbows. But seriously, it’s just an affectation (Ooh! A 10 dollar, S.A.T. word!). Some guys will purposely act all femmy because it’s how they think a gay guy should act. You can thank TV for that, hunty. Sometimes, it’s the only way gay guys, especially young ones, know how to identify with queer culture. And sometimes, it's just presentation. Just think of swishy, lisp-y gay guys as peacocks presenting their fabulousness so other swishy, lisp-y gay peacocks know where to go for connection*.

Love,

G.G.

*I put connection in quotes because it has many meanings in this context. Whichever meaning fits best for you fits in this sentence.

Good Guys

Dear Gay Guy,

Why are all the good guys gay?

Love,

Whitney

Oh, sweetie. It’s not that all the good guys are gay. It’s just that all gay guys are good! Great, even!

Love,

G.G.

Ouch!

Dear Gay Guy,

Does it hurt?

Love,

Anonymous

Does what hurt? Being gay? Not at all! In fact, it’s fabulous!! No, no. I know what you mean, honey. The butt sex, like any sex, can hurt if you don’t do it right. Why you askin’? You interested in trying the rear entry? Just remember to relax, go slow, try it with one you trust, use a rubber and plenty of lube. If done right, it can be better than Christmas.

You were talking ‘bout butt love, right?

Love,

G.G.

Do You Regret...?

Dear Gay Guy,

Do you think you will ever regret being gay?

Love,

Corey

Well, why would I, honey? Being gay is great! For SOOO many reasons! No, I don’t, or ever will, regret being gay a.k.a. MYSELF. I do regret wearing JINCO pants in the 90‘s (If you ever bring it up, I’ll deny it). Being gay is NOT something you regret, sweetie. Probably because being gay is not a choice and I’m pretty sure only choices can be regretted and/or regrettable. For example: I will never regret having brown eyes. How could I? There’s nothing I can do about it. But when my boy puts the moves on me after I just ate Mexican food? Then yes, that is a decision I most certainly regret. Pre-sex burritos are ALWAYS regrettable.

Much love,

G.G.

Pick Your Parts

Dear Gay Guy,

What part of the male attracts you so much?

Love,

Tana M.

Ooh! What a fun question! Hmmm…well, let’s see…well, obviously, I could talk about this for days. FOR DAYS!! But since we don’t have days, I’ll just say that it’s different for everybody.

But for me, it’s a little bit of everything! Any quality that defines a man is such a turn on! Chest hair? Yes, please! Thick forearms? Sure! A beard? Not a must, but okay! But NOTHING about a man is more intoxicating than watching him fix my flat or mow my lawn. Manly and productive? Amazing! I swear, my knees buckle whenever I catch my man paying the bills. Paperwork, math skills, and a husky, deep voice? Count me in! Am I alone on that one? Oh well.

Oh, and a big dick. A big dick is