Smokey Troubles
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Andy was just trying to survive in a terrible economy. When his brother-in-law came up with the idea to incorporate their village, how did he know it would soon involve the EPA, the Forest Service and the Governor? Yeah, there was a lot of money involved, but was it really worth going to jail? As Mayor, he just wanted to stop the smoke and go back to obscurity.
Terry Compton
Terry Compton has raced stock cars, rode horses across the Scapegoat Wilderness, fished and hunted most of his adult life while working at several different jobs. He is an Air Force veteran and served in the Air National Guard for several years. He is currently retired from being the owner, chief welder and installer for an ornamental iron business where he has made several award winning metal creations and is now turning this creativity to writing.Terry loves to read science fiction, westerns and mystery stories. Some of his favorite authors are Clive Cussler, Robert Ludlum, Tom Clancy, Andre Norton, Poul Anderson, Robert Heinlein, Louie L'Amour, Zane Grey and Anne McCaffery. He is currently learning about 'indie' authors who are publishing e-books.Terry currently lives in Montana with his wife and a dog who thinks she is a short furry people.
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Smokey Troubles - Terry Compton
Smokey Troubles
Terry Compton
Published by Terry Compton at Smashwords
Copyright 2012 Terry Compton
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Andy was just trying to survive in a terrible economy. When his brother-in-law came up with the idea to incorporate their village, how did he know it would soon involve the EPA, the Forest Service and the Governor? Yeah, there was a lot of money involved, but was it really worth going to jail? As Mayor, he just wanted to stop the smoke and go back to obscurity.
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John, you light that smelly thing and I'm going to use the fire hose there on the wall on you and then use the fire extinguisher until it won't go anymore,
Andy Anderson threatened.
John Driscoll whined, I'm not lighting it. I know you don't like my cigars but it helps me think. I guess you know we need to think, don't you?
I know. I can't believe that I let you talk me into this crazy idea and now look what it's got us. I could be going to jail and every home here will owe the EPA thousands of dollars.
As I remember, WE did this because I needed the money and you were about to lose your business and house. So far you've kept both, haven't you?
Andy rubbed his forehead with his hand before he answered, Yes, I've kept them but nobody expected the EPA to come in here to set up a monitor. And we sure didn't expect to have them threaten us with thousands of dollars in fines every day. It's not even our fault either. Just look at that smoke hanging out there. It's all those forest fires…
I need some coffee. Being mayor of Demmarsville should give you some perks. Don't you have any fresh coffee?
Andy just looked disgusted before he yelled, Hey, Dottie. Can you bring us two cups of coffee?
In just a few minutes, the pretty brunette came in carrying two steaming cups. She said, Hear you are, honey. Have you figured anything out?
Andy said, No, I'm waiting on your genius brother to come up with some ideas. He's the one that got us into this mess in the first place. I never wanted to incorporate the town and I especially didn't want to be the mayor.
But, dear, I think you make a great mayor,
Dottie said.
You say that because you're my wife and prejudiced.
I still think you're great, don't you John?
Yep, he's helped us get a lot of grants and other federal money. It sure helped everyone here in town. He's got this mayor job sewed up for a long time.
Andy thought back to the day five years ago when all of this started. John had come up with the idea to incorporate the town and then start applying for money to improve things. He'd found the money, too. It helped pay his very generous salary, Dottie's salary as secretary and John's salary as City Judge. Most of the town's people had made money off the projects so they were happy also.
He turned back to John, Well, what do we do about this notice from the EPA? We can't just ignore it. This is a second notice. I tried to tell them we couldn't control the Forest Service and their fires but they wouldn't listen.
Let me see it. Maybe there's something we can do besides use common sense.
Andy handed the letter to him and John studied it as he slowly sipped his coffee. Hmmm. Aha. There might be something.
Andy had sat down and now leaned forward eagerly, What is it? A way out? Tell me…
Just hold your horses. I need to study this a little more.
Dottie came around and moved Andy back from the desk. She sat down in his lap and started rubbing his neck. Andy quietly said, What do we do with him? He's your brother. I don't want to go to jail…
She interrupted him with a kiss before she said, Let him think. Sometimes, you need a crook to outfox a crook or a government agency, since they're pretty much the same thing. Relax. When we get home, I'll cook your favorite supper.
Andy just groaned softly. John stood up to pace and then smacked the paper with the back of his right hand. There it is. All our problems can be solved. All we have to do is come up with a plan to get rid of this smoke and make sure it doesn't happen again.
Andy groaned again, And how do we do that? That's U. S. Forest Service land just outside our town borders. The fires are fifty miles south of here on their property. How do we get them to quit making smoke now and keep them from doing it in the future?
Hmmm. I hadn't thought of that.
Dottie asked, "What would happen if Maddox's were